in movies, when a scientist is held hostage and is forced to make a bomb or virus, like my guy, those villains don’t know shit about science. just make a gumball machine, my dude
eighth grade science fair volcano, but fancylooking
i just want once where the villain is like, you are too late, i detonated the device and instead of doom and gloom it is just confetti sparklers with abba’s waterloo playing and the scientist is like, bitch you thought
every time a scientist gets kidnapped to build a terrible weapon, they think about just bullshitting it, but then a tiny voice in the back of their mind says, but don’t you want to see if you can? don’t you want to laugh madly as you show them all? don’t you want to just go feral?
Honestly when’s the next time you’ll get this kind of grant funding?
inversely, what if the scientist DOES try bullshitting but accidentally makes it completely functional
Daily Challenge 2. To be honest, this was done today, as family stuff yesterday kept me booked. But I’ll try and make up for it with a two poster sometime.
I’m tempted to say these are obvious jokes but I once had a coworker refuse to sit directly opposite me at a cafe because he “didn’t want people to think we were gay” so this kind of brainrot is clearly unironic.
I called this hotline TODAY, about an hour ago. The person I spoke to was VERY HELPFUL. There are MANY OPTIONS at your disposal for resisting orders, even if they try to tell you they are lawful!
If you are activated, CONTACT JAG IMMEDIATELY. They may have you refuse the orders anyway but at least you have their legal counsel.
Guardsmen, YOU ARE NOT ALONE. PAY ATTENTION.
This is false. Conscientous objection is for religious exclusion. Every military is bound by the Constitution to defend against all foreign and DOMESTIC terror. Good grief. Idiots.
You’ve got to be pretty fucking stupid if you think CO is only a religious exclusion. Read the text in the post, and stop following orders because it’s expected of you. Grow a fucking spine.
