Silver Tongue

Oct 02

bluef00t:

read FMA and have become fully fascinated by Van Hohenheim. Genuinely has there ever been a better immortal character. His combination of invulnerability & low self esteem means he has about zero self-preservation instinct and will just let people knock him flat including his own 15 year old son.

His entire deal is that he became superpowerful by convincing 500000 ghosts to talk about their feelings but he’s too nervous to talk to his own two sons because he thinks they don’t like him. Which to be fair, they do not. but cmon dude.

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streaming batman with @scraps-is-busy and @jestre
come check it out at https://www.twitch.tv/rogue_of_heart

streaming batman with @scraps-is-busy and @jestre

come check it out at https://www.twitch.tv/rogue_of_heart

mrchalamet-mrstyles:

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My heart is full.

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teapot418 asked: image

Well? Is it?

neil-gaiman:

theequeerstrian:

neil-gaiman:

neil-gaiman:

I don’t know. Nobody knows. Not on here or on Twitter or Facebook or Instagram or anywhere. He does not appear to have any social media.

And, for the curious:

Twitter I’m @Neilhimself

Facebook I’m @NeilGaiman

Instagram I’m @Neilhimself

All with links.

What’s your tumblr though?

I’m obviously not on Tumblr. I do not appear to have any social media.

angelsamericana:

tumblr is literally the only good place to read pointless celebrity news because all of it’s so anti-celebrity. like i found out james corden singing held up traffic via several consecutive posts about wanting to run him over

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xekstrin:

somethingusefulfromflorida:

rslashrats:

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these pizzas are in fighting for their lives in the artic rn

Hey, I’ve worked at multiple grocery stores over the years, and these pizzas are no longer safe for human consumption. This frost means the freezer has been turned on and off and on and off a bunch of times, melting and thawing and refreezing over and over. Don’t buy food covered in thick frost.

#these pizzas lost their lives in the arctic

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sociallyawkwardrevolution:

sociallyawkwardrevolution:

gorgoroth-deactivated20220130:

whathaveimissednow:

wizardpotions:

I honestly think that the reason that twitter and tik tok think that tumblr is dead is that it does not have an algorythym that spoon feeds you content in the same way, there’s no fyp and there’s no news feed in the same way and people come here not realising they actually have to follow creators to see content.

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Literally yes

“wait… who am I supposed to follow?” is an unintentionally and violently honest sentence

they had to replace group chats with something. get rid of it.

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by talos this can’t be happening

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portaltwo:

portaltwo:

portaltwo:

but the way every site is just becoming more obsessed with being overly family and child friendly is insane. “i cant believe you’ve done this” getting taken down from youtube for ‘violence’. the way on tiktok if you want to subtitle your video you have to jump through hoops to censor words that arent even swears or sexual or else the video gets removed. i seen someone that had to censor the word diarrhea

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this post is rapidly gaining notes if anyone adds anything stupid to it im going to hurt you

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misskillamarmalade:
“ndiecity:
“smolmeg:
“wake up babe new jesus just dropped
”
Baby shark the coming of the lord
Baby shark the coming of the lord
”
you leaving that in the tags @lemon-badgeress
”

misskillamarmalade:

ndiecity:

smolmeg:

wake up babe new jesus just dropped

Baby shark the coming of the lord

Baby shark the coming of the lord

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you leaving that in the tags @lemon-badgeress

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