(Source: thegamercat)
Guys if you’re giving your Pokemon sexual names like CumSlut and Dickface and shit I really fucking hope you’re not gonna put them in gyms because today I talked to three little boys about ten, the same age as my baby brother, and they were so cute and excited about challenging a gym.
And it makes me so happy to see my generation out and about and having fun with Pokemon
But if you ruin it for little kids who are getting outside and having a blast and are so pumped to try and beat a gym
Then you’re trash and my witch ass is gonna curse the shit out of you
Actually, Nintendo thought this through! When I was fighting my friend’s pokemon at the gym, all of them were nicknamed, but they just came up as their regular pokemon names. So no child will see any type of inappropriate name someone decides to give their monster.
Edit: usernames DO show up, though, so please don’t be a jerk on that front.
Look what washed up
welcome to the elder scrolls V skyrim where you can be a man cat werewolf nightingale dragon but you still can’t stack 2 cheese wheels properly in your own damn house without them flying through the walls leaving destruction in their wake
Messenger is delivering nutrition to a dehydrated village, but his journey comes to an halt and you as a player must deliver the nutrition’s to the village.
Green space men come through a big portal because the blue space girl booty too fine and what happens next will change your life
While flying to a war in space, you hit a bunch of rock and emergency land into Mad Max land, so now you need to get your shit together to continue.
“Its the end of the world. You are totally wasted. Someone took your kid. Time to get more wasted. I have to pay with my what for what now? Oh Motorbikes. Oh Wrestling. You became a failure.”
Man with outrageous hair problems plays with exotic animals until one of them decides to tell him what for.
Some douche steals your stuff. You get even
So when figuring out which ocs fit where, I accidentally made flourite a bigger piece of shit
Remember and Percy Jackson where Sally straight up murdered Gabe?
a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.
(Source: verylittlebird, via vampywe)
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