All animals go to heaven is just illogical planning. You’re telling me every crocodile that ever lived is in heaven? Heaven must be swarming crocodiles. Does that sound like heaven to you? Thousands of millions of crocodiles?
*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE*
YES, DAMMIT
And Steve Irwin is showering them all with affection
But does every Stingray go to heaven? I mean, what if Steve Irwin just randomly came across the Stingray that killed him?
Steve would probably pat it and say ‘Sorry I spooked you mate, gosh your a beauty! You must have grown three times since I last saw you!’
Whoever writes Team Rocket-style mottos for the Pokemon Go teams earns my undying gratitude.
To ignite the flame where true strength grows To conquer the skies and the seas below To radiate power from deep within To finish the fight and expect to win, (Names of party here) Team VALOR stands tall, our courage shines through, Surrender now or prepare to lose!
To illuminate the dark with harsh light To channel our instincts and win the fight To recognise and fulfil our inner desires To start off strong and never fall to mire (Names of party) Team INSTINCT shines bright, our intuition reigns true Surrender now or we’ll show you!
To discover the strength in the big and small To learn all we can to catch them all To fight back with knowledge against ignorance To use our research as deliverance (Names of party) Team MYSTIC learns all; our knowledge is might Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Other Writers: Your name was given after long research and consideration. This is how it alludes to your character arc. This is its meaning in another language that ties in to your essential personality.
