Silver Tongue

Jan 05

actualcanadiansherlockholmes:

urbieknowsbest:

lzbth:

a….boy??? that likes girls who are natural???? no makuep??? wow no freindzone for you very special gentleman snowflake

This is a lie.  I still get friendzoned. Quite often i might add.  Im not scorned by it.  just a fact.  

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moonofficial:

me, as a spy: ok gotta be quiet gotta be sneaky
my joints: *crack*

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kingofdersecest:

fearandloathinginheaven:

For 2017 I vote that we bring capes back into fashion.

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Originally posted by disneypixar

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dat-soldier:

thevaguekatti:

thevaguekatti:

every time I see screenshots of overwatch i’m like HOW IS THIS SO CRISP? SO PURE? DID SOMEONE PAINT THIS? OR???

and then i remember my overwatch is on low settings. like. i’m literally always forgetting that the game is SO MUCH MORE BEAUTIFUL than what my old PC can put out.

like seriously look at how chunky this shit is

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LOOK AT THIS MAN’S FACE, HE IS SUFFERING

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i’ve got sights……………….

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jdlaclede:

jdlaclede:

every now and then tumblr reminds me that my dad asked for a furry pic for his 57th birthday

might as well tell the story behind that

so, my dad’s birthday is coming up, and since he doesn’t text, ever (he’s luddite that way), i text my mom: “hey, can you ask dad would like for his birthday?”

her response is “well he really likes your animals, why don’t you draw (our real-life dog) in that style?”

now bear in mind my mom doesn’t get what i do, or my dad for that matter, so i figure that she doesn’t understand the ramifications of that suggestion. she doesn’t quite see how slapping two hands and a pair of breasts on our real-life dog would be fucking weird. but note also that it was a suggestion that she came up with, not him, so i reply:

“can you just ask him yourself”

she responds “i was just giving you an idea, why don’t you ask him”

“he never texts”

“i will tell him to text you”

and that brings us to

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so the lesson is, my mom knows my dad’s tastes much better than i do

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davidthezettanerd:

allmyhanddrawnsoul:

magicspacegays:

you:

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me, an intellectual:

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Me, a person who enjoy Disney and understand that every animated production has its pros and cons, that try to don’t follow this nonsensical debate/competition that get to nowhere:

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me. a furry:

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