Theres a thousand ways you could have described david bowie and that was NONE of them!
If you stripped John Watson of his dirty beach robe and separated the identical quadruplets who were unfortunate enough to have been stuck together in a horrific blend of the human centipede and voltron, you would have four men who didn’t exactly look like David Bowie, but whom those who knew him would find hauntingly familiar.
The DM described david bowie as “the rock guy… You know… from the 80s?”
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Gnome Warlock: Is there any paladin magic you can use to-
Orc Paladin: To heal myself? I think so.
Gnome Warlock: No, i was gonna say to kill them all
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Bard: So the big bad event is going to happen on the same day tiamat returns… Fuck… We’re gonna die arent we
DM: you arent…. well shit, i was gonna say you arent gonna die but then i remembered i literally just killed one of you a few minutes ago
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Fish Demon NPC: You would not have seek me out… seeked me? see…
Gnome Warlock: Sucked
Fish Demon NPC: You would have not sucked me.. no thats not it
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DM angrily: At this rate your army’s gonna consist of living gemstones and souls trapped inside robots
Gnome warlock OOC: Hey youre the one who said we should build an army!
DM angry but still laughing: I DIDNT MEAN LITERALLY
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Theres a thousand ways you could have described david bowie and that was NONE of them!
“I dont know what we’re doing. I just arrived here and blew up an elk” — kobold necromancer (via yourplayersaidwhat)
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