Silver Tongue

Jan 05

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memewhore:
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Here you go…
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memewhore:

madeupmonkeyshit:

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thewolf-in-me:
“ tastefullyoffensive:
““Are you seeing this sh*t, human?” (via convicttv)
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These chews are called rawhide chews, and please please PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NEVER GET YOUR DOGS THESE!! They’re so FUCKING bad and even dangerous for...

thewolf-in-me:

tastefullyoffensive:

“Are you seeing this sh*t, human?” (via convicttv)

These chews are called rawhide chews, and please please PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NEVER GET YOUR DOGS THESE!! They’re so FUCKING bad and even dangerous for them! Here are reasons why:


1) They use all sorts of chemicals (like formaldehyde, arsenic, and bleach) to preserve them and make them look white and nice for your dog.

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2) Not only do they use glue to keep the shape of the bone the way it is, but the thing basically IS glue. It’s so preserved, that when a dog eats it, it keeps it’s goopiness and can harden in the dog’s stomach, causing blockages. I’ve heard dozens of stories of dogs having to go to the ER to get these surgically removed from their intestines.

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3) When they’re not chewed properly, the edges can be sharp and cause tearing in your dog’s stomach lining.

4) THESE THINGS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO KILL DOGS, CAUSE SEIZURES, ALL SORTS OF OTHER HORRIBLE THINGS, AND THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH.

There are natural alternatives, like tendons, bones, antlers, bully sticks/pizzle sticks, or vege chews. They ARE more expensive, but they are worth the money.

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soarfrost:

fleurderor:

Everyone’s wondering why the hand ship from Jail Break was green if it was yellow diamonds, when her ship is yellow
I think we’re forgetting peridot was flying that ship, she adjusted the preferences
She made them green
Just like she wanted to do with the ruby ship

Oh mygod that nerd

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jemthecrystalgem:

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cheshiretiffy:

pats-a-lats:

Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes.

So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and we kissed (scandalous, I know) and she saw it, and I’m pretty sure that’s the first time she’s seen us be affectionate, that’s neither here nor there.

So today she tells Dale she’s “uncomfortable” here and wants him to move out because she thinks me and my lady are going to hit on her or something, she doesn’t like living with lesbians, cause it’s not “normal”, so now I’m pissed. Then, Dale goes, “well you don’t live here, so it shouldn’t be a problem, just stop coming over”…things escalated and Dale is trying to break up with her, but she won’t leave our house….she locked herself in Dales room.

So, Dale barges in my room wearing a bathrobe and goes, “call every lesbian you know, we’re smoking this bitch out!” Then turns around and whips his robe like a cape…

And that’s the story of how there are 8 lesbians climbing through the window of Dales room…

Holy shit.

This is glorious

I like Dale. He’d break up with a bigoted girlfriend and he wears bathrobes like a cape. Not everyone would wear a bathrobe like a cape.

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changemodomega:

Before he died, the second last tweet by the legendary pirate king Gold Rodger was:

“My fortune is yours for the taking… but you’ll have to find it first. I left everything I own in One Piece!”

His final tweet was:

“*place. Shit. Autocorrect, sorry.”

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iopele:
“ madsciences:
“ hectocotyli-everywhere:
“ aspiringdoctors:
“ “ A classic.
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DYING
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Clickbaiting level: National Geographic
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this added 5 years to my life
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this watered my crops and helped them to evolve to produce a higher yield
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iopele:

madsciences:

hectocotyli-everywhere:

aspiringdoctors:

A classic.

DYING

Clickbaiting level: National Geographic

this added 5 years to my life

this watered my crops and helped them to evolve to produce a higher yield 

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