What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve bullshitted someone into believing?
When me and my siblings were much younger my dad owned a Volvo car with a computerized voice. It was a very deep voice that would give you warnings about the car’s status. “The boot (trunk) is not shut” being one I remember. Very creepy now I look back at it.
Me, my older brother and our dad would joke that the voice came from “a little man” inside the car. My younger sister was at an age where you could tell her anything and she would take it as gospel. She actually believed there was a tiny person with an extraordinarily deep voice living in the car. We kept it going for a long time until one day someone crashed into the vehicle and it ended up in the scrapyard. As she cried for the safety of the little man we had to tell her the truth. She was mad at us for weeks.
I convinced my kids that my car’s triangular, red, hazard button was a ‘self destruct’ button. This was initially to keep them from hitting it since it is a really prominently placed, large, red button. This worked out great until I quickly pulled the car over the other day to get a dog off the road. Threw on my hazards and jumped out of the car after the dog. I looked back and both kids are hitting the ditch.
Dealing with that kind of betrayal must have been hard for them. “Dad hit the self-destruct and ran away!!!”
Dad killed a dog, hit self-destruct on the car to remove all evidence and witnesses and ran away.
SHIT
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“It astounds me. Literally, what do you have to lose from fighting for the rights of oppressed people?? Your privilege?? Good!!!!”
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crystalsoulslayer asked: PASS THE HAPPY ALONG! :) When you get this, reply with five things that make you happy and pass along to ten nice people.
I know too many nice people, I’d love it so much if everyone who sees this posts five things that make you happy!
Bucky Barnes, original art, owls, my friends with the really sick minds, building small dioramas5 things hmm.
My Absolute #1 @renniksarts, My harem (It’s the joke name for my collection of friends I flirt with), being surprised with something good, Being able to coherently write my own characters, When I get feedback from fans (Good or bad, how else am I going to improve?)
Tagging
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@morseapple
@scraps-is-busy
@wanderlost-girl
@aphexangelMostly because fuck sending it individually.
1) Art makes me really happy. I really like drawing, and let’s be honest, it helps.
2) Playing games with friends.
3) Music
4) Game Grumps
5) Video games
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things I like:
uhhhhhh @kilalabunnies @gluttonace @pembrokewkorgi
Wish me luck!
Make two just in case you get attached to one
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this is honestly what every single post on tumblr looks like to me now
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