Silver Tongue

Jan 03

czechs-and-holdings:

Can we PLEASE remove the stigma for blue collar work in America?

“You don’t wanna be a garbage collector when you grow up, do you?”

$34,000 a year, no college needed?

God forbid you take an honest job $7,000 above Michigan’s average cost of living line.

“You don’t wanna be a ditch digger.”

Bitch, I was making $15 an hour, post tax, doing exactly that, the fuck is wrong with it? (Other than it was physically exhausting.)

We need to help America, as a whole, understand that college is not, and should not be he only option, and that there is NO SHAME in trade school or even getting a career right out of high school.

I, personally, know plumbers making $80,000+ a year. Better than most 4 year degree workers.

We need plumbers, janitors, truck-drivers, garbage collectors, machinists, to keep this nation running smoothly. And they deserve respect for what they do.

Miss me with your classist bullshit.

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clientsfromhell:

I was hired to do branding and a website for a non profit. After working together for over two months, the client loved everything I did and was thrilled all along the way. Unfortunately, she was a bit indecisive so it took a lot longer than expected because I kept having to make and revert changes for her. 

Me: Just to let you know, we’re getting pretty close to my hour cap for this project. I’m more than willing to do the work, but once we go over that I will have to start charging you additionally by the hour.

Client: That’s no problem! Do what you have to.

I reminded her of this several times, and let her know what kind of hours I as putting in. She gave the okay, every time.

Client: It’s incredible, thank you so much! We really love everything you’ve done and we are so excited.

She even cried at how much she loved it. 

Then I sent her the bill.

Client: Please send me the final files ASAP. Also, I’m really sorry but I am not going to be able to pay you the extra $1,000 that I owe you. 

Me: I cannot send the final files until you pay your bill.  

Client: I am not happy with the final branding and would like all my money back.  

The best part? I am a female designer and this is a non profit who’s mission is to help women who have been taken advantage of.


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callmeisolde:

mythopoeticlicense:

teroknortailor:

ainaraoftime:

nickyhaughts:

lgbt rep on television, otherwise known as:

  • the dead lesbian
  • the token gay
  • the suffering bisexual
  • the non-existent trans person

#note: the suffering bisexual isnt allowed to use the word ‘bisexual’

this sounds like the basis for a superhero team

  • an undead lesbian hero who has the power of immortality 
  • a gay hero who can copy themselves over and over and appear as a “token” in other people’s lives, gathering important information
  • a bisexual hero impervious to pain who can invoke the powers of ice and fire by saying a certain incantation word
  • a trans hero who can warp spacetime and travel transdimentionally in and out of our current universe

I see the asexual’s power of invisibility remain as strong as ever

reblogging for the last comment

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silver-tongues-blog:
“ Once there was a way,
To get back homeward.Once there was a way
To get back home.Sleep, pretty darling,
Dot not cry
And I will sing a lullaby.
”

silver-tongues-blog:

Once there was a way,
To get back homeward.Once there was a way
To get back home.Sleep, pretty darling,
Dot not cry
And I will sing a lullaby.

ostolero:

stinkyhat:

ostolero:

ostolero:

untapped joke potential: putting health bars on really big buildings

I’m not talking about video games or some irrelevant shit I’m talking about real buildings like the eiffel tower which I will kill in one hit

A CHALLENGER APPROACHES !!!

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thecutespook:
“ we-are-legion-for-we-are-taco:
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Do older ppl expect us to believe they never took photos of their kids while they were growing up
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thecutespook:

we-are-legion-for-we-are-taco:

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Do older ppl expect us to believe they never took photos of their kids while they were growing up

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crowtrobot:
“ wallisgloom:
“ squided:
“ chex-quest:
“ tyleroakley:
“#2006vs2016: some things never change
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crowtrobot:

wallisgloom:

squided:

chex-quest:

tyleroakley:

#2006vs2016: some things never change

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лагер Ласло работа и тор, лагер Ласло невероятно състезание, лагер отваряне Ласло аниме, лагер Ласло зърна са от Марс, лагер Ласло боулинг за динозаври, лагер Ласло е Едуард, лагер Ласло оригване, лагер Ласло бебе боб, лагер Ласло броня, лагер Ласло боб в Страната на играчките, лагер Ласло бокса Едуард, лагер Ласло burpless, лагер Ласло мида, лагер Ласло Колед

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I thought translating it would clear things up but I’m more confused than ever before.  

*touches soil*
something awful happened here

@wandtowand

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