Chewbacca has been around since Anakin turned to the Dark Side. Chewbacca has literally witnessed the whole Skywalker family fucking up the galaxy. When Ben was born, Chewbacca was probably just like :-)) can’t wait to see how this one fucks up
what if he can speak fluent English but has chosen to communicate through exasperated wails for the last sixty years bc he’s so done with the skywalkers’ shit
What’s even funnier though, is that Han can speak Shyriiwook, but none of the Skywalkers can be bothered.
Yes, customer. Tell me again about how whatever policy we have that is hindering you from doing something is illegal and how all of my store is going to jail.
“When it was over, we broke 2016 into split-second fragments. They would be ammunition against hostile aliens who lacked our native immunity.”
-QuietPineTrees
