Silver Tongue

Dec 31

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matthewsagan:
“ hispanicbitch2:
“I googled this just to see if it was real & it is.
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Actually it’s photoshopped. This is the original image:
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matthewsagan:

hispanicbitch2:

I googled this just to see if it was real & it is.

Actually it’s photoshopped. This is the original image:

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peppermintparvati:

loneozner:

what is like…. the Point

making carrie fisher proud

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tsunderrated:

girl121796:

quite honestly im walking into 2017 with a knife 

EXPERIMENT 1000 degree knife VS 2017

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beachdeath:
“hey everyone, planned parenthood is triple-matching all donations submitted before midnight on december 31, donate donate donate
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beachdeath:

hey everyone, planned parenthood is triple-matching all donations submitted before midnight on december 31, donate donate donate

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sinsays:
“ trooooooll-in-the-dungeon:
“ dxisybuchanan:
“ everythingcanadian:
“ ariaste:
“ wildhaunt:
“ everkings:
“ kid-communism:
“ combatbooty:
“ 1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur...

sinsays:

trooooooll-in-the-dungeon:

dxisybuchanan:

everythingcanadian:

ariaste:

wildhaunt:

everkings:

kid-communism:

combatbooty:

1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us

3) mostly mined with slave labor

4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years

5) They aren’t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated. 

Pro tip from a former Jared’s salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They’re lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like… $30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that they’ll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN. 

Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial’s engagement ring. 

THANK YOU EX-JARED’S BASED GOD. 

engagement rings: HACKED

HE WENT TO JAREDS

I love how this post is pretty much “We aren’t buying diamonds because we’re not stupid enough to keep falling for the same scam that you’ve been scamming our parents, their parents, and their parents parents with!”

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Anonymous asked: How's 2017? Has anyone else died yet?

taffybuns:

well 2016 did

I can’t believe 2016 is fucking dead