Silver Tongue

Dec 30

jeffreysmut:

Anyone who thinks the new Assassins Creed movie sucked, can KISS MY ASS. It was a fantastic movie! Especially for those who have been in the fandom since day one. I totally understand why there we’re a few things out of canon, but it made the movie have more logical sense than it would in a video game. Tl;dr- GO WATCH THIS MOVIE IF YOU’VE BEEN WITH UBISOFT SINCE DAY ONE, GO GO GO.

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dxisybuchanan:
“ everythingcanadian:
“ ariaste:
“ wildhaunt:
“ everkings:
“ kid-communism:
“ combatbooty:
“ 1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control...

dxisybuchanan:

everythingcanadian:

ariaste:

wildhaunt:

everkings:

kid-communism:

combatbooty:

1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us

3) mostly mined with slave labor

4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years

5) They aren’t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated. 

Pro tip from a former Jared’s salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They’re lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like… $30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that they’ll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN. 

Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial’s engagement ring. 

THANK YOU EX-JARED’S BASED GOD. 

engagement rings: HACKED

Dark Jareds, show me forbidden gemstones

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sauntervaguelydownward:

showerthoughtsofficial:

When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

It has honestly never occurred to me that this warning was about cars and not construction equipment

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pixiepienix:
“ look at this fragile delicate flower of a man look at how precarious his value and identity is wonder at the marvel that is masculinity
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pixiepienix:

look at this fragile delicate flower of a man look at how precarious his value and identity is wonder at the marvel that is masculinity

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scraps-is-busy:
“ dont-mind-me-but-i:
“ theosartisticthematics:
“ johnnyramonesanticommunistshirt:
“ imaginaryclouds23:
“ aleksdolphin:
“  1966-2016 Richard Paul Astley, 50, Husband of Lene Astley, passed away suddenly on December 29th, 2016 at...

scraps-is-busy:

dont-mind-me-but-i:

theosartisticthematics:

johnnyramonesanticommunistshirt:

imaginaryclouds23:

aleksdolphin:

1966-2016 Richard Paul Astley, 50, Husband of Lene Astley, passed away suddenly on December 29th, 2016 at Alliton Health Hospital in Lansdale, PA. Born on February 6, 1966 in Newton-le-Willows, UK,

See more at: http://www.cnn.com/2016/12/25/entertainment/rick-astley-obituary/index.html

DID HE REALLY DIE

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Go eat a huge dick 2016

You guys should probably, oh I dunno, CLICK THE LINK?

They know what it is. The idea is to make it seem like it’s a real thing so others check and get tricked, and then they do it to others. 

seriously though, I know rick rolling people is usually fun and harmless but making jokes about 2016 killing our favourite celebrities will only jinx it.
Not cool.

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