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@deyogeecontrary to what gay fan fiction will have you believe, “trust” is not a good substitute for lube.
What about believing in the heart of the cards
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me: *throwing eggs at cutthroat kitchen judge* so this is a decontructed omelet
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Who is she?
Clearly she is the Wicked Witch of the East
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