Silver Tongue

Dec 29

@deer furries

mint-and-love:

wanderlost-girl:

mint-and-love:

wanderlost-girl:

morseapple:

akhyr:

matsuku:

how do you put on ur shirt

how do you cuddle

how do you lie down

how do you do gymnastic

how do yo

though life

is a tough life with many strained necks and broken door frames

wife of moose: dont get me started on the fucking clothes… *patches a pile a shirts with torn collars*

The secret is to get oversized shirts i’m a medium, but i get a 2xl cause it makes me look cute

@mint-and-love

EVERYTHING makes you look cute

Liessssssss

yeah it’s highly improbable. There’s likely to be at least ONE thing that doesn’t make you cute. It’s just a mathematic certainty.

(via mint-and-love)

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@deer furries

mint-and-love:

wanderlost-girl:

morseapple:

akhyr:

matsuku:

how do you put on ur shirt

how do you cuddle

how do you lie down

how do you do gymnastic

how do yo

though life

is a tough life with many strained necks and broken door frames

wife of moose: dont get me started on the fucking clothes… *patches a pile a shirts with torn collars*

The secret is to get oversized shirts i’m a medium, but i get a 2xl cause it makes me look cute

I’m a doe so I don’t get antlers very often and when I do, they are really smol. It makes putting on a shirt way easier.

(via mint-and-love)

snakepeople:

the best thing in all of homestuck is when we saw what the kids would be like if they didn’t play sburb and grew up, jade, rose, and dave all became dedicated anti fascists who literally rebelled against a dictatorship and murdered important members of the regime, while john literally was just A Stand Up Comedian

(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

theargentumlupine:

tresbellemichelle:

blametheleather:

everybody has that one kink that they will never ever admit to liking and will secretly read every fic ever written about it but will vehemently deny it if you ever mention it

#keep your friends close and your secret and socially unaccepted kinks closer

#there are 4 tiers of kinks  #tier 1: things u can admit to irl friends  #tier 2: things u can admit to on ur public blog  #tier 3: kinks u can talk about on skype in private w ur friends  #tier 4: you open the fics in incognito at 2am before going to bed and nobody can ever know   <– @ssealdog telling it like it is

(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

snakepeople:

the best thing in all of homestuck is when we saw what the kids would be like if they didn’t play sburb and grew up, jade, rose, and dave all became dedicated anti fascists who literally rebelled against a dictatorship and murdered important members of the regime, while john literally was just A Stand Up Comedian

(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

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When people spam that they need healing but run way ahead of the payload

dedicated-healer:

silver-tongues-blog:

If you think I’m going to kill myself just bc you’re at 170/200hp you’re sadly mistaken

exactly. Plus they could always just go to the payload where the healers are. also the payload itself heals you.

(via dedicated-healer)

• someone: haha how can a cutie like u be single ;)
• me internally: i have a personality disorder that makes having relationships incredibly difficult on top of abandonment issues
• me externally: haha idk ;))))