its really funny to me how despite your background story being exactly the same in every pokemon game
the new kid who just moved to the region and adjusts to culture shock via endless travelling through said region
like….every single professor has noticed this like ‘ah yes you must be the new……..creature……girl…? boy….? anyhow im sure you’ll be fine now go take this level 5 lizard and red smartphone and dont talk to me until youre the champion or filled out your smartphone. or you know what? ill find you.’
anyway despite all that being exactly the same every single pokemon game and all the professors being loveable fun people, Kukui is the only professor who is making sure these 12 year olds are doing ok consistently. Following you around the islands, paying ur bus fare, showing u where the good food is etc.
like hes the only one who it like occurred to him that maybe he should try and watch out for these children in a world filled with crazy world-forming monsters.
“Don’t even speak to me unless you’ve kidnapped all the local gods.”–99% of all Pokemon professors, probably.
straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic
okay i made this post this morning and it has since had eighty two thousand notes, it’s been featured on reddit, facebook, twitter i’ve been sent multiple death threats and messages that i don’t even want to describe
and i have to apologise
i’ve seen the error of my ways
straight boys are not ’weak and pathetic’
straight boys are weak, pathetic and fucking annoying
Never has a meme so accurately depicted my career as a marketer. Seriously, don’t go into marketing. The people you work for just suck the life out of you
