Silver Tongue

Jul 01

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clientsfromhell:

Client: I need you to make a few changes to my website. Do you this type of work?

Me: Sure! Please send over your FTP password and I’ll get started on it.

Client: Here you go: FUmohammedSOB$$$usa

That was his actual password

(Source: clientsfromhell)

pastelroyalty:

pastelroyalty:

Why isn’t it socially appropriate to put a sign on your door that says “I’m having a terrible depressive episode. Even the thought of social interaction is tiring. Please leave me alone.”

Oh right I remember it’s because mental illness can be cured by Going Outside™ and locking yourself away is rude or some neurotypical shit like that

(via deep-sea-prince)

sadboydeluxe:

if i had a nickel for every time i astral projected in a whole foods i’d be a rich fucking man

(Source: twosmall, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

Dangit!!

coolsugarspice:

I was at 666 followers when I woke up o_o

But then I blocked 26 of them because they were random porn blogs… If I get to that number again, what should I draw?! What do!?

How about your character as a succubus?

just-shower-thoughts:

When a university rejects your application, you literally paid them money just for them to tell you to go fuck yourself.

(via just-shower-thoughts)

official-teraflop:
“ intel-i386:
“ gee I wonder why
”
>an entire generation of people that went to college, wound up in lifelong debt, and have minimum wage jobs to show for it.
>an entire generation of people that feel financial stability is a lofty...

official-teraflop:

intel-i386:

gee I wonder why

>an entire generation of people that went to college, wound up in lifelong debt, and have minimum wage jobs to show for it.

>an entire generation of people that feel financial stability is a lofty dream

“why aren’t you people buying these rocks tho”

(Source: thewitchdoctor, via )

My annoying landlord

fonzworthcutlass:

tarynel:

missboston1399:

I pay this bitch $1800 every fucking month and all she do is complain about is “making too much noise walking around” so I brought a dog whistle and blow it all hours of the day & night now I complain how much her dog barks and keep me up

That is the ultimate petty move and I applaud you

This is great.

(via irailleth-archive)

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