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Client: I need you to make a few changes to my website. Do you this type of work?
Me: Sure! Please send over your FTP password and I’ll get started on it.
Client: Here you go: FUmohammedSOB$$$usa
That was his actual password.
(Source: clientsfromhell)
Why isn’t it socially appropriate to put a sign on your door that says “I’m having a terrible depressive episode. Even the thought of social interaction is tiring. Please leave me alone.”
Oh right I remember it’s because mental illness can be cured by Going Outside™ and locking yourself away is rude or some neurotypical shit like that
(via deep-sea-prince)
if i had a nickel for every time i astral projected in a whole foods i’d be a rich fucking man
(Source: twosmall, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)
I was at 666 followers when I woke up o_o
But then I blocked 26 of them because they were random porn blogs… If I get to that number again, what should I draw?! What do!?
How about your character as a succubus?
When a university rejects your application, you literally paid them money just for them to tell you to go fuck yourself.
(via just-shower-thoughts)
gee I wonder why
>an entire generation of people that went to college, wound up in lifelong debt, and have minimum wage jobs to show for it.
>an entire generation of people that feel financial stability is a lofty dream
“why aren’t you people buying these rocks tho”
(Source: thewitchdoctor, via )
I pay this bitch $1800 every fucking month and all she do is complain about is “making too much noise walking around” so I brought a dog whistle and blow it all hours of the day & night now I complain how much her dog barks and keep me up
That is the ultimate petty move and I applaud you
This is great.
(via irailleth-archive)
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