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its a skirt
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what……the fuck
you heard of Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts
now get ready for
Banjo Kazooie: Kazooie ka-boomy
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[insert favorite character] is a [insert Harry Potter house]
sonic is a powerbottom
i don’t think that sentence starts discourse so much as ends any conversation before it even starts.
10 POINTS FROM POWERBOTTOM
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I suffered from really bad chronic nosebleeds when I was a kid and one time i had one so bad it covered my face and chest and shirt. i mean it was everywhere i looked like i’d just eaten someone. so i go to my mom and tap her awake and she opens her eyes to see a blood soaked child leaning over her in the dark saying ‘please help’ and to this day i can still hear her screaming
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what is this a fucking contest
It’s an intrusive question. Who’d answer it without incriminating themselves?
Yeah but what’s that sword stabbing into?
Actually yes- basically every American soldier who died (and some British ones) in virtually every war in the past 300 yeas, including the Seven Years War.
:D Jesus has some competition.
Also don’t forget about people who are only alive because of organ donors
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