Silver Tongue

Jun 30

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I forgot how long Ubisoft credits are. I beat Black Flag a while ago and since then I got caught up on about 3 hours worth of Tumblr, and took a piss and ate and it’s still having credits.

nietzscheisdead:

i feel like i can’t go anywhere anymore without people soothsaying my downfall. even the cashier at taco bell was all “the flock of crows taken to following you portent a disastrous and blah blah fucking blah,” i get it, i’m about to undergo a storm of tribulation, what frickin ever 

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gooeygarbage:

what most people think gender is

what gender actually is

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just-shower-thoughts:

“The Purge” could make a really great, diverse game series.

You’ve clearly never played gmod

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emilysidhe:

alrightevans:

tag game: what would your name be if your parents had named you like edward and bella named renesmee (renée + esme) 

Oh man this is gonna be so whacky let me see you put my grandmothers’ names together and you get … Maryanne. Oh.

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just-shower-thoughts:

People were so superstitious about the number 13 that they would skip the 13th floor while building hotels, but not bakers, bakers fucking owned it

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