o0-echo-0o-blog asked: Hey Simon, on a scale of one to seventeen what is your favourite color of the alphabet? (Also I love your blog *hugs*)
I’mma wreck you!
My first ever shiny that I caught myself is a shiny Stufful. He is my Pip.
How to Offend Women in Five Syllables or Less - Prince Derek
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“My relative did an eye exam on a Great-horned Owl”
I was worried it was trauma at first but I’m glad it’s not so I can guiltlessly laugh at this owl
LEFT EYE SEES THE FUTURE, RIGHT EYE SEES THE PAST
When you get nice anons
could you imagine dropping the ball this fucking hard
shoutout to lemony snicket for being honest with children that adults are horrible at recognizing child abuse, or that if they do recognize it they will act like their “hands are tied”. I’ve seen so many people get indignant about that but it’s absolutely true to my experience
also shoutout to lemony snicket for filling an entire page of a book with just the word “ever”
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Some girls and some colors!
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noctis, you little shit
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