Silver Tongue

Jun 30

scotchtapeofficial:

pearl pokemon

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

retired-assassin-deactivated201 asked: Pearl with nostrils

uncomfortable-steven-u:

badpearl:

uncomfy-steven-universe:

you FORGET

youre right, i did forget !

silver-tongues-blog asked: Do you have any french robots?

mx-bones-deactivated20160831:

Artman: wow

Fuck, I completely forgot that Art man was French

just-shower-thoughts:

Why did Cinderella’s shoe fall off if the shoe fits perfectly to her?

Because the prince spread pitch on the stairs
And she’s caught unawares
But it means that…
Well…
He cares

(via just-shower-thoughts)

nico-ya:

this is like some kind of fucking sick fucking bad bad bad joke because fucking literally one fucking fucking piece of this motherfucking puzzle is fucking missing

I guess you need to search for the one piece

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

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lolfactory:

The interrogation

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[this funny picture via lolsnaps]

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Me in Skyrim

• Daedra: kill this totally innocent person for me
• Me: Excuse me. Who do you think I am? I am not some kind of animal. I have morals. I live by honesty and virtue and faith in others. How dare yo-
• Daedra: I will give you this shiny sword
• Me: done