Silver Tongue

Jun 30

stabby-strawberry:

toddnet:

someone reblogging a post with a furry in it: im disgusting. im full of sin. dont look at me. im not a furry. im so sorry for all of my followers
the original artist of the thing: will you please, for the love of god, shut the fuck up and keep your negative ass attempt at humor off my post

#its time to stop#honestly complain about being a furry in denial all you want but im tired of seeing that shit on my art#its… not inherently my fault if you hate furries yet somehow found my art cute or something

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ajohnnygoldmain:

givinginandsigningup:

marauders4evr:

pashionforfashion21allday:

off2polis:

raakxhyr:

candiikismet:

edens-blog:

wessasaurus-rex:

thepearlknight:

a-daks:

simon-henriksson:

edenforeternity:

nerdygrlwonder:

misssnicket:

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just-shower-thoughts:

I really need to buy more soap.

This is by far the funniest thing that’s ever been posted on your blog

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Jun 29

claidilady:

lilacblossoms:

annlarimer:

smellslikeburntpopcorn:

m-to-the-6th-power:

runofthemillsocialist:

sapphicscaly:

autisticsamusaran:

sapphicscaly:

fallout4kin:

lizardexposer:

unstabledragon:

lizardexposer:

thirtythreethirtyfive:

lizardexposer:

runofthemillsocialist:

bibliotheksbewohnerin:

things that still freak me out: those sinks americans have in their kitchens that you can destroy stuff with

Honestly this post has been on my mind all day. Those weird destructosinks for people with too much money are apparently common in America. And Americans get defensive over them.

Well don’t come crying to me when your wean gets eaten by the fucking kitchen sink.

hOLY SHIT WHAT IF U TRY AND CLEAN THE PLUG AND TURN IT ON IM SO SCARED

Okay it took me for-fucking-ever to figure out wtf you guys are talking about are you talking about garbage disposals?
Like down the drain??

with the spinny knives

No knives, just a dull piece of spinny metal.

you realise it takes the same amount of force to cut thru a carrot as a finger

i dont know what you do over there but we usually don’t stick our hands in our sink drains

who’s going around fisting sinks anyway

“don’t come crying to me when your wean gets eaten by the fucking kitchen sink”

is that person saying they fuck kitchen sinks? is that what I just read? they put their dick in the sink’s drain and they fuck it?

dont sinkshame

Child. Wean means child.

Okay, so you put your CHILD in a sink and stuff them down the drain? That’s… that’s definitely worse.

This post is an experiance.

I’m pretty sure it takes way more effort to cut through a finger than a carrot. Because bones.

WHO IS STICKING THEIR HANDS INTO GARBURATORS

I love that Canadians call garbage disposals garburators

In America we have to worry about things such as raccoons who would otherwise eat the food if we were to throw it away. It’s also why we don’t have compost bins. That’s why we shovel are uneaten bits into the garbage disposal.

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just-shower-thoughts:

I will spend 10 minutes rearranging the dishwasher to fit in 1 cup that would have taken me 10 seconds to wash by hand.

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