Silver Tongue

Jun 29

fuckbangovers:

So at my house we have an intercom in everyone’s room and when you press “talk” and speak into it everyone can hear what you say

So last night at like 1 AM I spoke into it and quietly whispered “Shia Labeouf“ 

I heard my mom scream in the other room

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myotpisgay:

dredsina:

if u live in america you know that the fourth of july actually lasts for two months

and i just heard my first fireworks two minutes ago so i’m here to tell you America Season has started

“Was that a firework or gunshot?” season has started.

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tradepassingjesus:

comesitbymyfire:

toodrunktofindaurl:

exxtraterrestrial:

I need more hufflepuff representation. Do not be afraid young hufflepuffs. Dwayne the fucking ROCK Johnson is a hufflepuff. Punch a FUCKING wall. ITS HUFFLEPUFF TIME.

You might say that he is a… Hufflebuff

Yah, I guess he’s pretty Huffletough

But of course he is Hufflerough after all.

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Jun 28

just-shower-thoughts:

“I should go, I have to work in the morning.” Is the adult version of “It’s my bedtime.”

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music-minx:
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I stepped away to get a drink and came back to this…
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music-minx:

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I stepped away to get a drink and came back to this…

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zenathezee:

The purest friendships are the ones where you stare at each other like it’s the camera on the office whenever someone says something dumb

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