So at my house we have an intercom in everyone’s room and when you press “talk” and speak into it everyone can hear what you say
So last night at like 1 AM I spoke into it and quietly whispered “Shia Labeouf“
I heard my mom scream in the other room
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if u live in america you know that the fourth of july actually lasts for two months
and i just heard my first fireworks two minutes ago so i’m here to tell you America Season has started
“Was that a firework or gunshot?” season has started.
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I need more hufflepuff representation. Do not be afraid young hufflepuffs. Dwayne the fucking ROCK Johnson is a hufflepuff. Punch a FUCKING wall. ITS HUFFLEPUFF TIME.
You might say that he is a… Hufflebuff
Yah, I guess he’s pretty Huffletough
But of course he is Hufflerough after all.
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“I should go, I have to work in the morning.” Is the adult version of “It’s my bedtime.”
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I stepped away to get a drink and came back to this…
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The purest friendships are the ones where you stare at each other like it’s the camera on the office whenever someone says something dumb
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