Silver Tongue

Jun 28

I’d be lying if I said I’d never attempted telekinesis.

(Source: mysharona1987, via scraps-is-busy)

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FACT:

yumikuri:

people from florida and southern california cant touch ice cubes with bare hands because they will die of hypothermia

(Source: claycaduceus, via bloodsbane)

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just-shower-thoughts:

I have memorized all the digits of pi, I just don’t know what order they’re in.

(via just-shower-thoughts)

just-shower-thoughts:

We left the decision on the future of the United Kingdom with the same people who came up with Boaty McBoatface.

Don’t forget that it was proposed by the guy who fucked a pig

(via just-shower-thoughts)

wuffleton:
“Today at work we’re preparing a delicious meal of laptop and rice casserole, an old family recipe that’s sure to have your end users begging for more. An excellent source of whole grains and AESTHETIC!
(We had a user’s water bottle leak...

wuffleton:

Today at work we’re preparing a delicious meal of laptop and rice casserole, an old family recipe that’s sure to have your end users begging for more. An excellent source of whole grains and AESTHETIC!

(We had a user’s water bottle leak through their bag over their new laptop, but after a night under the preservation lab’s fume hood, things are looking pretty promising for the rice treatment to wick the rest of the moisture out while they’re on vacation.)

(Source: wuffleton)

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pikaduken:
“ more painting practice
”

pikaduken:

more painting practice 

(via the-nerdy-reindeer)

just-shower-thoughts:

When Kanye retires, he should release “Kanye’s Greatest Hits”, an album containing every song he’s ever released on it

(via just-shower-thoughts)