Silver Tongue

Dec 24

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crossmyheartandihopetolive:

Omg my brother just called Christmas Eve mass “midnight Jesus release party”

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• Someone: *leaves a nice tag on my art*
• Me: I would die 4 u
• Someone: messaged me abt my characters or abt my art
• Me: I Will die 4 u
• Someone: draws me something
• Me: I AM dead and now ascended to the next level of existence and will now watch over you and smite those who wrong you

brazenautomaton:

dear guys who make gatorade frost:

the purpose of having a name for the flavor of your product is to tell me what flavor your product is

apparently, nobody ever told you this, and so you think the purpose of naming flavors is to sound like Death Knight talents

I don’t know what Icy Charge tastes like but I’m pretty sure it’s going to move me into melee with my target and slow their movement speed by 75% for 3 seconds

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consider-thecoconut:

Shout out to this book that wants to make sure you draw Moana accurately

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• sees cat being naughty and scoops him up: This is a disciplinary hug. Do not derive joy from it.
• naughty cat: purrs loudly

A reminder that somewhere in the world, Santa is riding at 800 miles per second throwing presents into peoples houses with pinpoint accuracy

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malungkot:

me: [sees a bottle of faygo]

me: 

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garbge:

i want to fight myself

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7hrone:

hiphopfightsback:

Most heroes of progression are never mentioned in history books.

super important to consider next time you look at apple products

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