the fact that the Russian language doesn’t have articles makes me go ??????????????? because in a native English speaker’s head it sounds like a hilarious shitpost type thing
so when you ask someone “Где водка?” it translates to “where is the vodka?”
but in my horrible backwards english brain if I don’t see any articles I assume they aren’t there, so yelling “ГДЕ ВОДКА” translates to “WHERE VODKA” like some kind of drunken maniac who you definitely should not give vodka to
Speaking as a Russian-American who speaks the language and knows a fair share of Russian-Russians, even if Russians did have articles they would still slam open the door yelling “WHERE VODKA” at all times.
You know, I have to say, I commend the Assassin’s Creed movie for creating an entirely new story/characters and sticking to the themes of diversity and non-Americanized history but I guess I just didn’t expect
So I was innocently trying to google for a non-broken lamp and somehow I came across this website where
I mean I just
This is the scale u guys
IT IS BIGGER THAN A PERSON
For those times when you need a giant horse statue with a totally useless little lamp-hat
Just put a fuckin horse in your house
Why not
GUN
UPDATE I MADE THIS POST AND NOW TUMBLR
CURSED
FUCKING
IMAGEEEEE
buy a lit horse for
$8583
Seriously… we had this horse lamp at my workplace. This was the first sight for all the customers and visitors to see upon entering the building. The last creature for me to go past on my way out after the eveningshift. That cursed thing…
Yet, the day I saw it no longer there, was far more frightening… Now I don’t know where it is, where it’ll strike next…
