Silver Tongue

Jun 22

ktabeau:

v171:

My team: [escorting the payload]

Mcree: It’s hiiiiigh noon. 

My team: 

#this post is fake because it implies that my team escorts the payload

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clientsfromhell:

Client: I’ve written and released a book, but my original cover looks hastily done and cheap. I would like a cover illustrated of the same scene, but done more professionally.

Me: Okay, that’s definitely doable. Here are my rates.

Client: Oh no, I have no money for this project. I could maybe offer you up to $20 but you’d be doing God’s work. You should embrace this opportunity and illustrate the cover for no charge.  

Me: Well, I think God would probably like you to pay a fair wage.

#sorrynotsorry

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adurot:

My dash did the thing, sorta. Close enough, I’m counting it.

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dovesandstuff:

uh awkward

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astroknight:

the-entire-furry-fandom:

rebe83:

unexplained-events:

Siberian Bear Hunting Armor
Studded all over with 1-inch iron nails about ¾ inches apart. 

I put this on when family comes over

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

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