Silver Tongue

Dec 19

sarcasticasides:

more dragon things feat. ur favorite cat

rosexknight:

This is true tho.

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tesladyneindustries:

idea: a teleportation spell, but it takes 15 seconds to use and looks like a corny powerpoint transition when you cast it

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c0ffeekitten:

I’m always so flattered when bees buzz by me. Sorry miss, I’m not a flower, but it’s very sweet that you thought I was

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lagonegirl:

There’s no getting outta this one

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GUESS WHAT FUCKING DAY IT IS

kuroi-sakura:

oukaori:

micma:

605 LETS GOOOOOOO

OH BOY

HAPPY BARFDAAAAY!

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slimetony:

rcktpwr:

slimetony:

Totinos isnt moving forward with the sponsorship deal until I agree to post the phrase “I’m horny for pizza rolls”. I won’t go there. I won’t ever be publicly horny on the internet.

as a pretend lawyer randy i gotta point out that you have posted the phrase anyway. good news? cold hard totino cash. bad news? you gotta fuck a pizza

I sure chose the wrong hill to die on.

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pixelkitties:

Camping With Trixie by *PixelKitties

Trixie’s War on Wheels continues. Good thing Sweete Belle just recharged her hydrogen fuel cells!

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