Silver Tongue

Dec 16

every steven universe post: can’t believe amethyst endorsed lebanese consociationalism as an optimal electoral structure for post-conflict power sharing when the definition of consociational democracies is shaky at best and it’s arguable that even lijphart’s archetypal consociational case study doesn’t meaningfully fit the model he presented. also it’s typical that this fandom would demonise pearl for pointing out that consociational democracies require a level of existing cooperation between sectional elites which implies a preceding peace process, one that can rarely be presumed… tbh if you still reblog amethyst after this I’m going to murder your mother

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hetphobia:

midnight-flowers98:
hetphobia:
hetphobia:
style-changing-cabb:
hetphobia:
heteros: its just more realistic if gay characters dont say theyre gay…..like why would they need to talk about that
gays: this character is gay!
heteros: um where did they say theyre gay
I have to agree tho,I’d rather see a gay character be seen as gay because they’ve been shown to be gay in canon or mentioned it as part of character development not just “omfg wow look how gay I am lawl!”
if they dont fucking say “im gay” anywhere people like you claim theyre not gay no matter how much “character development” they get, shut the fuck up
like holy shit! heres some examples :^)
pearl (obvious choice):
- sings an entire song about missing a woman and not being able to move on from her
- got jealous of the man who started becoming a romantic interest in the woman she was in love with
- had an episode where she showed interest in a woman
- like holy shit 99% of her character development involves loving a woman
and guess what the fandom does? “that doesnt mean shes gay!” “she just looked up to rose!” and ships her CONSTANTLY with men, one of which she shows huge discomfort with
ruby and sapphire:
- kisses each other in episodes
- flirts with each other
- their fusion literally says shes made of love
and the fandom? “theyre sisters” “its platonic” “its forced”
marceline and princess bubblegum:
- pb smells marcelines shirt
- the crew of that show literally confirmed they used to date each other
and the fandom still deny it!! because theyve been with men before
korra and asami:
- confirmed to be canon
and the fandom denies it and ships one/both of them with men because theyve been with men before
see a pattern here?
THEY’RE KID SHOWS PLEASE FIND SOME OF THOSE THAT ARE TENDED FOR OLDER AUDIENCES AND WE’LL TALK
oh im sorry i didnt realize that gay people were bad for children

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thelilnan:

clockworkjerk:
mytinygayitalianson:
poshxspice:
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montypythonandtheholyblog:
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
❤
today on satan makes a blog post
Life tip: if someone slashes 3 of your tires, slash the 4th one yourself and blame it on the person who slashed the first 3. Now, your insurance will pay for it.
Life tip: If you slash 3 of their tires, hide out nearby until they discover their slashed tires. Take pictures of them slashing their fourth tire. Show police when they arrive on scene. Convicted of insurance fraud and still have to pay for tires.
i feel like i’m reading a Spy vs Spy comic in text format

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glumshoe:

When my dad was a teenager, he accidentally started working for a restaurant that was a front for the local mafia. He flipped burgers for a semester and then, when he wanted to leave, one of the members pulled a gun on him and said he couldn’t.
“Oh, fuck off,” said the guy’s superior. “Really, man? He just flips burgers, and he’s not even good at it. Let him go, dumbass.”
and that was my dad’s brush with organized crime

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jayce:

quest item

The drill that will pierce the heavens

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Anonymous asked: I had a dream where Gordon Ramsay covered "cooking by the book"

kiwi:

it’s a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
if the way is hazy
you gotta do the cooking by the book
DON’T BE FUCKING LAZY