Silver Tongue

Dec 16

just-gypsy-caroline:

dangergays:

My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

She hates flies.

I like the sound of your grandmother.

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Being popular on tumblr dot com

steven-universe-official:

Cons:

Pros:

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Traditional Celtic marriage vows, better than anything I’ve ever heard:

merlins-total-turnip-head:

You cannot possess me for I belong to myself
But while we both wish it, I give you that which is mine to give
You cannot command me, for I am a free person
But I shall serve you in those ways you require
and the honeycomb will taste sweeter coming from my hand.

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baconnnnnnn:
“ I can’t wait
”

baconnnnnnn:

I can’t wait

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vampireapologist:

i know i’ve made a post exactly like this before but that trope of a vampire or faerie or anything “other” watching a human from afar and “choosing” them is STILL so wild and uncomfortable to me bc if you watch someone from afar like that you’re gonna form such a romantic image of them in your head that’s actually barely what they’re like 90% of the time but now what the hell are you gonna do you just turned them into a vampire/brought them over to the faerie realm for eternity you’re STUCK with them and THEY’RE stuck with your impulsive naive romantic ass like

if a vampire watched me from afar they’re gonna catch me smelling wild flowers, talking to crows, and walking barefoot through creeks but they never see me inside and now they’re stuck, listening to me complain about the Naruto epilogue again. Again. They’re so tired. “Molly Anne,” they say. “Molly Anne please. It’s been two-hundred years.” I keep going. The betrayal still feels fresh.

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richwhore:
“ rylances:
“ lesbiyonist:
“how long is that video oh my god
”
this video is over 7 millennia long. if you started playing this video when the wheel was invented it would not be over yet
”
Put this in the MOMA
”

richwhore:

rylances:

lesbiyonist:

how long is that video oh my god

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this video is over 7 millennia long. if you started playing this video when the wheel was invented it would not be over yet

Put this in the MOMA

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shittyidea:

Move to America in search of safety

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