Silver Tongue

Dec 16

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tami-taylors-hair:

“Nobody ever used their tax dollars to help me!” says local man who drives on roads, gets his trash collected, has clean water, sends his kids to school, utilizes the police and fire departments, walks his dog in the park, receives mail, and also possess no sense of self reflection. 

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me as an Ancient Greek

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me: hey Poseidon whats with the pitchfork huh???? There’s a lot of hay to stack in the ocean huh??? fucking loser
me: *gets killed by a tsunami*

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salroka:

some dudebro: women are too emotional to be jedi

me: 

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butterscotchbird:

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everyone go follow @ask-ickle-mod they’re so sweet

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chefpyro:

Stupendous Creatures And The Places In Which They May Be Located

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