Silver Tongue

Jun 17

dreamingofcossackia:
dreamingofcossackia:
eviltepes:
dreamingofcossackia:
hey man, eat this giant mound of ancient butter i found in the dirt
Do you love the lapels on that ignorance?
It really suits you.
What the fuck? All right buddy I’ll be here with my bog butter
who gets angry over a post like this I’m screaming
buddys had it up to here with the bog butter abuse. … now’s the time to make a stand ….

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

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lightsintheskye:

unadulteratedpiratepizza:
wonderfulworldofmichaelford:
unadulteratedpiratepizza:
They confirmed for the new Zelda, that you can go fight the final boss from the start of the game. That means you can make a full on mad naked dash straight to Ganon
I love you Nintendo
11/10 best Zelda game ever
But imagine
“Sir Ganon, I have dire news!”
“WHAT IS IT, MINION?”
“There are reports of a naked screaming madman rushing straight towards this location, setting fire to everything in is path!”
I had to.

(via demon-space-boi)

menderash:

thanks wikipedia for making sure i noticed that johannes wierix couldnt draw a fuckin whale nose to save his life but goddamn if he didnt get that whale dick perfect

@gluttonace

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

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thedenofravenpuff:

Sandra & Woo

silver-tongues-blog asked: Hey petal, ever consider doing new things with your husband? Things in bed? I mean, who knows? you might like it

the-character-lounge:

fivenightsatfreddysfanfiction:

fivenightsatfreddysfanfiction:
NEW PICTURE!!!
Oooh there’s stuff in the background if you look carefully. Time to brighten it up and see what’s there~.
Doesn’t look much nicer when brightened.

(via ryukodragon)

rosexknight:

Catching a shoplifter at Best Buy like…

(Source: 2000ish, via rosexknight)

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