Silver Tongue

Dec 15

nopenopenopenopenowaydude:

sn0wbro:

guiltyhipster:

chefpyro:

what the fuck is a kanye

That’s where Dorothy and Toto are from 

no, you’re thinking of Kansas 

kanye is a country in east africa 

nah uh my friend, youre thinkin of Kenya

kanye is a troll in the webcomic called homestuck

no, that’s kanaya.
Kanye is a deep gorge like the grand one in arizona

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why-animals-do-the-thing:
“ geekremix:
“ helliskylux:
“ summertimelovegirl:
“ blue-author:
“ awkwardsmilememe:
“ THIS CROW UNDERSTANDS WATER DISPLACEMENT. WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD EVERY YEAR BY A TEACHER HOW WATER DISPLACEMENT WORKS. DO THEY...

why-animals-do-the-thing:

geekremix:

helliskylux:

summertimelovegirl:

blue-author:

awkwardsmilememe:

THIS CROW  UNDERSTANDS WATER DISPLACEMENT. WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD EVERY YEAR BY A TEACHER HOW WATER DISPLACEMENT WORKS. DO THEY THINK I’M LESS INTELLIGENT THAN A  CROW? I’M DONE.

Crows discovered the principle of displacement in the third century BC, when the philosopher Awkimedes, upon noticing the level of his bird bath rose in proportion with the amount of his body that was submerged, reportedly exclaimed “EURECAW!” and flew through the streets of Athens shouting his discovery.

EURECAW

@ficlet-machine

that bird is smarter than me

This is probably one of the coolest examples of ‘crows understand physics and can utilize novel types of tools’. 

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loverofmythology:

noivern:

basiliskfree:

circesadventures:

rareandradiant-maiden:

noivern:

carbisari:

basiliskfree:

carbisari:

basiliskfree:

Today’s problem

what do chairs for dragons look like.

big comfy piles of pillows

Well, that don’t work in the scene I’m doing it’s too cute not to draw.

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DAWWW SO CUTE :>

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they use human chairs but really badly

same

Wait elongated chairs y’all. Eight chair legs instead of one, they can lie down majestically and put their chins on the table like they were always meant to.

@basiliskfree

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I’m not sure if this is silly or a good idea lol

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it’s not polite!

chaise lounge chairs are a thing, you guys. that’s what i always thought they’d use

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sweetsweetsweetie:
“ “I love my Mama
”
Sequel to this?? Yes, he’s adopted.
Giant wrestler cat loaf.
”

sweetsweetsweetie:

I love my Mama

Sequel to this?? Yes, he’s adopted.

Giant wrestler cat loaf.

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sweetsweetsweetie:
““A mama and her adopted loaf son.
”
I. LOVE. LITTEN.
”

sweetsweetsweetie:

A mama and her adopted loaf son.

I. LOVE. LITTEN.

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angelusluca:

he’s making a list

he’s checking it twice

he’s gonna find out who’s

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or

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killbenedictcumberbatch:

The point isn’t to date someone who likes all the exact same things as you but to date somebody who isn’t a complete fuck and won’t mock you or your interests just because you don’t share them

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