Silver Tongue

Dec 14

slimetony:

slimetony:

The phrase “I’ve been doing ____ since you were in diapers” means nothing when talking with a diaper fetishist. They’ve probably worn them pretty recently.

I need to own up to it and and just say sorry for making this post. this didn’t have to happen.

(via bloodsbane)

rifleweeb:

greed-the-dorkalicious:

sugimoto-reimi:

hydroangos:

discussing headcanons with friends like: “what if santa was a pillarman” 

SANTA WAS A PILLARMAN

• He’s immortal
  
• He gets down chimneys by contorting himself like santana
  
• SANTAna
  
• what more evidence do you need
  
• He is actually buff
  

• He only comes out at night
  
• He also has presumably immortal minions and a chariot-like vehicle

“Hey, can you put on some Christmas music?”

“yeah sure mom”

(via )

Dec 13

cheppo:

lillie & nebby

(via pembrokewkorgi)

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drxgonfvcker:

hranuspeaks:

i fucking can’t believe this

im going to fucking scream

(via pembrokewkorgi)

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• Soldier: Sir, I'm afraid you've gone mad with power.
• Solf J. Kimblee: Of course I have. You ever tried going mad without power? It's boring. No one listens to you.