Silver Tongue

Dec 13

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Anonymous asked: Really though, is it ever explained WHY they go for just rough wooden stakes to fight vampires? As oppose to, y'know. ANYTHING else? Might as well use a damn table leg.

taffybuns:

i dont know anything about vampire rules but i’m p sure there’s a reason

They didn’t though. Remember how they defeated one by forcing him to break the old vampire rules?

Anonymous asked: Can't wait for Finn and Jake to sail by the Stan o war 2

taffybuns:

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letshearitforthisclown:

people who use guns are pussies. i just throw bullets really fast

That’s exactly what cave johnson was thinking when he designed the turrets

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peter-pans-booty-shorts:

pizzaalle:

asoulgonesince2002:

jungle-plastic:

kurumawer:

xdvisyrx:

ask-bot:

What’s the most simple thing you’ve ever had to explain to a fully competent adult?

That you cannot fax money to someone.

Had someone accidentally fax us some paperwork. They then asked if we would fax it back due to the paperwork being confidential…

I have received a fax in an envelope. like… they took the documents, put em in an envelope, then faxed me a picture of the sealed envelope.

When I was a kid, I faxed my dad’s satellite office drawings of horses. I had watched my father send so many faxes that I had the process memorized. Except, for some reason I thought that I could fax things to grandma. I put in the numbers for the office every time, but was convinced that the faxes were going to grandma. I also didn’t think to inform my parents that I was doing this.

My dad visited the satellite office (three hour drive) one day and discovered their conference room white board absolutely covered in my drawings. The guys thought it was adorable that I sent drawings and letters to them, and didn’t tell my dad because they knew he’d stop me.

That’s one of the cutest things I’ve ever heard.

I like that this just turned into stories about faxing

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nessdan:
“By 박지.
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nessdan:

By 박지.

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roachpatrol:
“ sheep-on:
“ notesz-b:
“horseys.
”
so many
”
i don’t know what’s going on here but i really like it
”

roachpatrol:

sheep-on:

notesz-b:

horseys.

so many

i don’t know what’s going on here but i really like it

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avatarmerida:

someone: that’ll cost you an arm and a leg

me:


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thebuttkingpost:
“Can u please turn that off
”

thebuttkingpost:

Can u please turn that off

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