one of those “everybody in the country/world gets institutionally divided into extremely specific groups” style dystopian young adult novels but the groups are like, clowns, pro wrestlers, furries, and business ceos
children who show great signs of aggression and physical strength are assigned to the wrestler sector. children who show skill as entertainers are assigned to the clown sector. children who show an affinity for nature and animals are assigned to the furry sector. children who show qualities of leadership are assigned to the business ceo sector. meanwhile, the dark and mysterious oligarchs in control watch and wait from their massive golden tower………………..
this hannukah, live in the spirit of the festival and punch a neo-nazi in the face
Don’t go for the face you’ll break your fingers and have to spend the holiday in the hospital. Elbows and palms for the face. Fists for the throat, gut, and kidneys. Have a safe and joyous holiday.
