Silver Tongue

Dec 28

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does this to you

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foulserpent:
if someone you know draws mouths like this watch out because at any moment they may post erotica of a nonhuman character humanized into a skinny white cisman in a top hat and monocle
everyone saying ‘this is weirdly specific’ definitely was not on tumblr in like 2011-2013, which i mean i guess i cant fault them for

(via rockboci)

banishedquasiroyal:

:O!!!

bifey:

bifey:
adaptation of a classic
my mother saw this and read it out loud so i had to witness my 45 year old mother say “no hemtai”, “sluts only” and “men get pegged” to me. i almost fucking collapsed

(via unclecucky)

smallmangosteen:

cant believe nessie is rly a 34 yr old accountant from akron, ohio

(Source: 74mkf, via rosexknight)

joey-wheeler-official:

tilthat:
TIL Carl Sagan wanted to include “Here Comes the Sun” on a message to aliens, but the record company was scared of extraterrestrial copyright infringement.
via ift.tt
If this doesn’t sum up how dumb copyright law is idk what will

(via stemmmm)

noenee:

nottobecrossed:
Your “guardian angel” is actually a demon that protects you and hurts people that are mean to you.

(via stemmmm)

22nd:

Daily orc fact: they wear a pink gingham apron and comically large oven mitts to turn the spitroast

(via rockboci)