Silver Tongue

May 27

mymagicgrandpa:
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Chapter Summary: Suzie’s weird grandfather takes her to the mall to catch up! But...

mymagicgrandpa:

Go check out the most recent page!

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Chapter Summary: Suzie’s weird grandfather takes her to the mall to catch up! But this isn’t any ordinary shopping spree, as she soon realizes there’s a whole other side to the mall…!

(Source: chefpyro)

mistaballista:

nec-sanguinis-atramento:

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(inspired by that one hellboy comic)

(via robustquestioner)

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an incomplete list of why snape is not redeemed for crying once while he was dying

silver-tongues-blog:

-He was a magic nazi and only stopped because a girl he liked cried. He didnt stop his prejudice though

-obssessed over a girl who was nice to him a couple times and didnt accept that she didnt have feelings for him.

-was an asshole to an orphan because his mother didnt reciprocate his feelings

-was an asshole to a kid whose parents were tortured into insanity because he blamed him partially for the death of the girl he likes because neville could have been the child of prophecy instead of harry

-reported lupin for being a werewolf which allowed umbridge to pass a bill to systematically oppress werewolves

-Held resentment towards his fellow professors because he kept getting passed up for being DADA instructor due to being an asshole and made no effort to change to be a proper instructor


Theres probably more that im forgetting but this is what i can remember off the top of my head. Snapes an irredeemable asshole that made no effort to be a better person. his working against voldemort was purely for selfish means.

me watchin dumbasses try to defend an abusive nazi beta cuck “nice guy” because he had the hots for the protags dead mom

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thegreenpea:

friendlyoceanmower:

sayhayhayley:

dankmemeuniversity:

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that’s just a regular platypus???

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PERRY THE PLATYPUS ?!?!

(via rosexknight)

rudegayslang:

maidofsalt:

maidofsalt:

zuko definitely shouldve been allowed to drop just one f-bomb in atla…i think he deserves it.

thats fucking rough, buddy.

did jet just fucking die?

“Sozens comet is coming in three days and you all are having a fucking beach party?”

(Source: cadaverkeys, via chefpyro)

an incomplete list of why snape is not redeemed for crying once while he was dying

-He was a magic nazi and only stopped because a girl he liked cried. He didnt stop his prejudice though

-obssessed over a girl who was nice to him a couple times and didnt accept that she didnt have feelings for him.

-was an asshole to an orphan because his mother didnt reciprocate his feelings

-was an asshole to a kid whose parents were tortured into insanity because he blamed him partially for the death of the girl he likes because neville could have been the child of prophecy instead of harry

-reported lupin for being a werewolf which allowed umbridge to pass a bill to systematically oppress werewolves

-Held resentment towards his fellow professors because he kept getting passed up for being DADA instructor due to being an asshole and made no effort to change to be a proper instructor


Theres probably more that im forgetting but this is what i can remember off the top of my head. Snapes an irredeemable asshole that made no effort to be a better person. his working against voldemort was purely for selfish means.

intp-with-some-friends:

one-time-i-dreamt:

My middle finger had to be amputated, and I asked the doctors if I could keep it and they were like, ‘I mean, yeah. It’s your finger, go ahead,’ so I took it home and cleaned it until I just had the bones left. Then in clear resin I cast a hand flipping the bird, and placed my bones in the middle finger. It looked sick as hell so I posted it online, where I was doxxed for using real human bones for art even though they were my bones.

me: yeah seems reasonable

me: oh wait its a dream

me: but its so realistic

(via rockboci)

adurot:

cringecontrol:

croagunk:

croagunk:

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you have 2 guesses as to what music they used in ythis

you were incorrect

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I rather liked it…

I’ll fucking take this considering theyve spent the last decade using the same overplayed music each time they rereleased skyrim.