Reaper:
Yes, in your sights, we get it after keep saying that over and over again.
Soldier-76:
Oh look who’s talking Mr. Die Die Die.
Reaper:
Hey, at least it’s better than those two’s ‘Let’s drop the beat’ and 'Nerf this’. (Points to Lucio and D.Va)
D.Va:
What did you just say?!
Lúcio:
Yeah, what’s wrong with 'Let’s drop the beat’. Sure 'Nerf this’ is stupid but at least mine sounds much better.
D.Va:
Excuse me?!
Lúcio:
Oh you and I both know that saying of yours is ridiculous.
D.Va:
At least I don’t say 'High noon’ like some old western man who can’t let go of the past. (D.Va pointing to McCree)
McCree:
What did you just say, at least when I face my enemies I speak to them in a language they damn understand.
Genji:
How dare you.
Hanzo:
Shame on you.
McCree:
Oh why don’t you Ryuga ga waga teki go fuck yourself.
Hanzo:
Why you-
Genji:
*Chuckles* You have to admit that is somewhat funny.
Hanzo:
I don’t need this from someone less than a man.
Genji:
Oh! Oh you’re going there you son of a-
Hanzo:
We share the same mother.
Genji:
*Growls in rage*
Mei:
Come on everyone, there’s no need to fight.
Genji:
I don’t need to hear that from a person with no fighting skills other than to let a robot freeze everyone in a vicinity.
Mei:
Don’t you be mean to her. *Holds the sad drone in her hands*
Pharah:
Everyone, enough! There is no justice in this pointless squabble.
Junkrat:
Yeah, I’m pretty sure it’s supposed to be raining from above.
Pharah:
I don’t need to take this back talk from someone who uses a tractor tire as a weapon.
Junkrat:
Wut didja just say about my bomb, I’ll blow you up!
Zarya:
You’re all squabbling like little children, letting just a few words get to you, how pathet-
Bastion:
Random beeping noise.
Zarya:
What did you just say! Oh it’s on!
Everyone:
(Shouting their ultimate at the same time)
(Off to the side everyone else who weren’t in the argument was just watching on with a blank expression on their faces as several explosions appeared off screen. Soon the explosions died down to nothing as everyone just stared at the carnage wrought on by the others who were all dead now. Everyone who witnessed this slowly turned to Mercy who was face palming)
Mercy:
(Lets out tired sigh) A doctor’s work is never done (Stares at the X12 teammate down) Heroes (Sigh) Heroes never die
