Silver Tongue

Jun 11

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trophyuncle:
dateaboysuggestions:
Date a boy who forgives you for your past
date a boy who disregards your Cracker Barrel arson charge
date a boy who was your accomplice in the Cracker Barrel arson

date a boy who was perusing you because your cracker barrel arson and then risked his career hiding you from his fellow police.

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duckydeathly:

Pokemon: The First Movie (1999)

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me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn't look like there's any sand dollars left
child: can't the ocean just make more of them?
me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head

sunshine-and-bottlecaps:

*playing video games while slouched sloppily on couch*
*dies in a bullshit way*
*irritably sits up and pays attention for next attempt*

(Source: wrenhavenriverarchive, via robustquestioner)