Silver Tongue

May 27

brunhiddensmusings:
“ mysharona1987:
“ ‘Oh my God, it will cost him $7 billion!’
But he’s got like $167 billion anyway, so…
”
theyre deliberately trying to make it sound ‘cruel’ that he pay that much, instead of letting people know that he pays,...

brunhiddensmusings:

mysharona1987:

‘Oh my God, it will cost him $7 billion!’

But he’s got like $167 billion anyway, so… 

theyre deliberately trying to make it sound ‘cruel’ that he pay that much, instead of letting people know that he pays, proportionally, about one tenth what they pay on average or less

(via newbarrk)

silver-tongues-blog:

No scene in cinema will ever top the reunion of zuko and iroh. That was such a powerful and heartfelt scene that words cannot describe. its the climax of zukos personal arc. The culmination of all his decisions, mistakes, lessons and growth. It is the final beat of a series long redemption arc. It is what most filmmakers wish they had

hayleyolivia:

I have been successfully tempted once again. No promises for the future.

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(via newbarrk)

adurot:

pixelkitties:

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Wrong Hordak was a treasure.

spookcaughphany:

Too soon-

ask-link-the-hylian-champion:

I’m sure Julius Caesar felt the same fucking way about the knife

spookcaughphany:

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this knife has caused me more suffering than any amount of editing will in my life

ask-link-the-hylian-champion:

DOES THE GOOSE HAVE A FUCKIN KNIFE TOO!?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

spookcaughphany:

@grimmtales13 @timetravelingcacti

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Your wish is my command

spookcaughphany:

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i hope it’s okay that this one is stylized;; our dear time traveler must stay with the times if they must wreak havoc appropriately

ask-link-the-hylian-champion:

Oh my god

Put him in Pompeii

spookcaughphany:

May I present a humble alternative, where the goose is present during the bad thing happening, example:

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ask-link-the-hylian-champion:

You are my personal hero I hope you know this

goweninsane:

Say no more

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ask-link-the-hylian-champion:

OH IF I HAD PHOTOSHOP THE TITANIC WOULD BE MY FIRST TARGET

tomparkerpetermanspiderholland:

@ask-link-the-hylian-champion

goweninsane:

like this

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goweninsane:

Meme idea

Photoshop the goose from untitled goose game into the background of a photo of a place where something bad happens, but it’s a photo of before the bad thing happening, so it’s implied that the goose caused it

(via newbarrk)

thebibliosphere:

vampireapologist:

an-optimistic-crisis:

vampireapologist:

Thinking of getting into the wedding industry where I offer my services to brides with overbearing families and my job will be to remind everyone else it is NOT their wedding. I can do passive aggressive, private aside with a vaguely threatening air, or just telling them to shut the fuck up in front of everyone.

The plan is you tell them I’m your fiance’s estranged step sister so they’ll even sympathize with you for being stuck with me instead of hate you when I tell them no one wants to hear about why they rudely disagree with your veil choice.

I will hire your services at my wedding thanks

Oh I do this for free as long as there’s food at the reception for me

Having worked in the wedding industry, I’m telling you, you could make a fortune doing this. The number of times I had to tell a mother of the groom/bride to pipe down and stop causing scenes was unreal.

(via newbarrk)

mandalorerose:

kaijuno:

kaijuno:

kaijuno:

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Amy Cooper calls the cops on a black man in Central Park, addressed as Mr. Cooper, and falsely claims he is threatening her life after requesting her dog be leashed in a leashed dog area.

She is the head of insurance investment of Franklin Templeton, who merely put her on administrative leave.

The video also shows Amy Cooper abusing and choking her dog, and has since surrendered it to the shelter it was adopted from.

It also appears, through posts to her dogs Instagram account, that she is a frequent animal abuser / neglectful.

Her racism could have gotten this man killed and she knew it. She tried to sic the NYPD on an innocent black man and she knew the possible outcome of her actions.

Her name is

Amy Cooper

Don’t let that bitch prosper.

I’d also like to note this comes the same day Minneapolis police officers choked a black man, identified as George Floyd, to death while he was already handcuffed and compliant. There is a video of people screaming for the officer to stop kneeling on his thoat while the man repeatedly said that he couldn’t breathe. He then fell unconscious and died. They were apparently called to the scene over accusations of someone committing forgery

Forgery.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/minneapolis-police-fatal-arrest-officer-kneeling-neck-man-died/

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The two officers seen in the video are

1- Derek Chauvin #1087

2- Tou Thao #7162

Of the Minneapolis PD, 350 South 5th Street, Room 130, Minneapolis, MN 55415-1389

police@minneapolismn.gov

612-673-3000

The family of the deceased has already hired an attorney.

Derek Chauvin has had issues in the past with aggressive behavior. He is currently on administrative leave.

The FBI has taken over the investigation

Update: Amy Cooper has been fired

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Bigger update:

The officers involved have been fired.

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(via newbarrk)

harrypotterandtheshittysideblog:

holdonthatsgay:

harrypotterandtheshittysideblog:

I SAW THIS ON TIK TOK AND I HAD TO SHARE

„but it seems it belongs to Harry“ I CAN‘T I‘M SCREAMING-

DHDUBEBEA I SHOULD HAVE ADDED THIS QUOTE TO THE CAPTION I AM A FOOL. A FOOL.

(via chefpyro)

turing-tested:
“here’s another version i couldn’t decide if i liked or not
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a modern day monolith

turing-tested:

here’s another version i couldn’t decide if i liked or not

a modern day monolith