People are like “Doomguy is a murder machine with no feelings and his only pleasure is murder”
And I’m like “Dude ended up in this fucked up situation because he was disgraced after refusing to open fire on innocent civilians back on Earth, would rather sacrifice himself if it meant saving what’s left of humanity and had a pet bunny named Daisy”
I really, really hate it when people say or portray Doomguy as just a mindless sociopathic killing machine who cares for nothing other than murdering demons. Doomguy clearly cares about saving people as evident by the fact he looks down at the corpse in the beginning of DOOM 2016 and gets pissed off when Samuel Hayden told him fucking around with Hell was “for the betterment of mankind.” Olivia Pierce also taunts him about not being able to save people, further implying he actually does want to protect people. Also lets not forget how he backed up Vega.
Doomguy may take great joy in slaughtering demons, but that’s just because they’re made of pure evil and he’s a goddamn hero. Doomguy is chaotic good, end of story.
Also, remember how in Doom II, Doomguy literally fought the demons on Earth all by himself, as every other soldier was dead, and he personally flipped the switch to deactivate a forcefield keeping the starship full of human civilians trapped on Earth? He stayed behind, knowing he was doomed to die, to ensure that the last survivors of the human race could escape.
That’s not an evil mass-murderer, that’s a true hero.
This is not Mike Pence. He’s Glen Pannell – a gay man who looks creepily like Pence and is walking around New York in short shorts collecting money for social justice organizations. He sometimes goes by Mike Hot-Pence.
“I want to raise dollars and I want to raise awareness,” Pannell told The Huffington Post. “And maybe offer some hope too. Isn’t it nice to imagine a bizarre through-the-looking-glass alternate reality where there’s a Mike Pence who champions women’s health and LGBTQ rights and the environment? Well that’s me!”
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
what
Pasteurising an egg is between 140℉ and 142℉ because it’s hot enough to kill bacteria but not hot enough to cook the egg, so it can be treated as raw after treating it. Your average healthy core body temperature is 98.7℉ Taken rectal temperature, a fever is over 101℉ 104℉ is life threatening and 122℉ means imminent death. So if you can hard boil an egg, you’re well past dead.
