Silver Tongue

Dec 10

raspberrypastry:

lelelestrade:

raspberrypastry:

raspberrypastry:

Damn, my cat scratched the hell out of me today

You traitor, I rescued you from being sold like a prostitute on the streets, you could at least let me love you

She just came into my room and chirped at me

all is forgiven

it’s a trap

she has tasted your blood 

and has come back for seconds

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captain-saltywater:

I was playing overwatch and a mei ran into where all the enemies were and froze herself then once everyone gathered around ready to murder this defenseless mei a reaper literally walked in and activated his death blossom and killed all of them and it was the most evil display of teamwork ive ever seen…

@scraps-is-busy we should do this

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scraps-is-busy:

sheriffsunshine:

danielkanhai:

i like when you’re in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it’s a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they’re confirming it’s money. “don’t bother counting it, it’s all there. 12.” then they always pick one up and inspect it like, “yeah, it’s grade A alright…the real deal.” 

People are checking to see if any of the eggs are cracked you walnut

There was an issue at a store I tended to visit where somebody kept stealing eggs from the cartoons. Like you’d open a carton, and 3 or so eggs are missing. Happened so increasingly frequently that there had to be a carton inspector passing through daily to make sure there where 12 eggs.

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ediblerockingchair asked: Rowlet but no beak

adurot:

dailyrowlet:

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Waddle Dee wearing a bow tie.

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cherrysnak:
“There is no turning back
”

cherrysnak:

There is no turning back

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butterscotchbird:
“leggies
”

butterscotchbird:

leggies

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