Silver Tongue

Jun 07

unicorn-a-licious:
grungespuud:
YO OKAY SO I WAS IN THE DIAMOND DISTRICT IN NYC JUST CASUALLY WINDOW SHOPPING AND SHIT, YOU KNOW, THE USUAL,
WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS FUCKING THING CATCHES MY EYE.
THIS. FUCKING. THING.
ITS AS BIG AS MY FUCKING HAND AND ITS MADE OF REAL MUFUCKIN DIAMONDS AND GOLD.
THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR PEOPLE. LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE.
THIS IS WHAT THE WORLD HAS COME TO.
FUCK.
what a shrektacular piece of jewelry
all that glitters is gold

(via thatsthat24)

someone: i headcanon this character as trans
me: 👌 👀 💯 👍
someone: this character is trans and it's canon!! sorry, i don't make the rules!! keep reblogging, it's making the cis people mad!! if you disagree then you're transphobic!!
me: 👎

friez-before-guys:

When you close your movie tab instead of closing the advertisement

(Source: fuck-math-blog, via wuffleton)

mission0 asked: Is actually a ditto disguised as a mew disguised as a noodle.

scraps-is-busy:

I am clearly a Noodle Disguised as a Ditto Disguised as a Mew Disguised as a Coonidile who is disguised as a Noodle!
IN YOUR FACE RELIGION!

tracker-unused asked: you live in the united states of america

true

True/False game. Make an assumption about me in my ask and I’ll tell you if its true or false. Go.

(via bevendre)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via )

pembrokewkorgi:

askmeaniebelle:
or?
Y’know… I’ve done some pretty odd stuff with Meanie Belle before, but even I’m not sure where this is going…

if it gets out of control, you could always pawn it off as one of dinkies magic foodstuffs

(via pembrokewkorgi)

[video]

emmathepaintdragon:

sympolite:
libvoral:
sympolite:
what people are doing with those sfm overwatch models: making gross porn
what they should be doing: remaking weird gmod videos from 2010
cough
THANK YOU… THE DREAM HAS BEEN ACHIEVED
@elektronx

(via elektronx)