Silver Tongue

Dec 05

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maplejustice:

veylren:

i cant believe i main lúcio and i haven’t noticed until now 

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that the things in his hair aren’t weird beads

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they’re speakers

Lúcio ‘aesthetic or die’ Correia dos Santos

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asom-broso:

writing-prompt-s:

Your phone rings. The number looks familiar. You pick up to hear your own voice asking you for help.

“i need your help”

“bitch me too the fuck”

then hang up

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actualrenegadepearl:

Sokka: My girlfriend turned into the moon.

Greg: My girlfriend turned into my son.

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i open ms word to write my essay

lesbianrey:

lesbianrey:

tumblr: closed

spotify: open

reading material: out

i willingly do not write my essay

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rosexknight:
“ thestraggletag:
“ endangeredslug:
“ queenweeya:
“ endangeredslug:
“So I’m going through the owner’s manual for my new oven…
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Come downstairs and look at the shiny things we bought instead of Christmas presents.
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American...

rosexknight:

thestraggletag:

endangeredslug:

queenweeya:

endangeredslug:

So I’m going through the owner’s manual for my new oven…

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Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

Come downstairs and look at the shiny things we bought instead of Christmas presents.

American instructions and safety warnings are a running joke between my dad and I.

Yeah but the whole reason they exist is to avoid lawsuits. Someone burned themselves on the oven, or someone in their family or whatever did, and they went to court because “OMG it was hot?? There’s nothing telling my my HEATING APPLIANCE becomes hot!” So now they have to include it. It’s that same way for literally every dumb warning thing ever.

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Anonymous asked: Junkrat, whats yo favorite flavor of boba tea?

outofcharacter-overwatch:

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I have no idea how hes still alive

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