Come downstairs and look at the shiny things we bought instead of Christmas presents.
American instructions and safety warnings are a running joke between my dad and I.
Yeah but the whole reason they exist is to avoid lawsuits. Someone burned themselves on the oven, or someone in their family or whatever did, and they went to court because “OMG it was hot?? There’s nothing telling my my HEATING APPLIANCE becomes hot!” So now they have to include it. It’s that same way for literally every dumb warning thing ever.
