Silver Tongue

Dec 05

rasec-wizzlbang:
just-a-random-nerd:
the-cats-pajamboree:
dajo42:
dajo42:
harry potter: “albus severus, blah blah blah slytherin tootle toot fart noise you were named after the bravest man i’ve ever known”
teddy lupin: “hey uh… remember my fucking dad”
[albus arrives at hogwarts]

albus: “hello professor! did you know severus snape? my dad says he was the bravest man he ever knew”

neville longbottom: “is that fucking right”
neville writes an owl to harry containing two words
Originally posted by animatedtext
Writes? That letter is a howler and you cannot convince me otherwise.
A howler that just screams “fake bitch”
I feel like it’s more like “Albus, you were named after the author’s two favorite characters to write.” And then Harry gets mentally checked because he’s gone through alot of shit and probably needs it.

also harry was unobservant as fuck. He could have totally not known any of the shit that nevil did

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andarix:

undercitytwerkteam:
look blizzard i love an enormous ass as much as the next degenerate but there is a limit to the flexibility of the human spine and we have clearly crossed it

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adhdalistair:

jasper-rolls:
i think “BODE” is the first time i’ve seen a meme described in a dream become a real meme. what is the power of BODE. can we harness this
#there is another #remember hobo and glunkus (via jedistemple)
this just means that only cat-related memes can become tangible. the egyptians were right

Hobo and glunkus weren’t deamt memes, they were dreamt game updates that became memes. BODE was specifically dreamt as a meme

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villomaru:

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リーリエとほしぐもちゃん(おかいもののすがた)

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