Silver Tongue

Sep 20

thebrutalballadoffangusklot:

nudierhythm:

thebrutalballadoffangusklot:

Saw an amazing picture on Twitter I can’t find that was like doc ock with the words “infinity stones? Gods? Tony stark? Peter I’m here to throw cars at you”

here you go queen

thank you i love this

(via taffybuns)

jade–3:

esotericecology:

grantita:

Both were filled at the same time with the same water, only one had oysters.

:/ The next time you think it’s okay to be nonbinary, remember the cost. We are killing our planet 😔

For context

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violetheart77:

gumgumchomp:

fisherpricesuicidecar:

punny-trash:

theprideful:

every so often twitter just rediscovers tumblr

I swear to god one of the funniest things people do on this site is act like tumblr invented the concept of saying silly quirky things online

no??? that’s not what theyre saying

(original tweet)

(via redsephirah)

brawltogethernow:

Yes, I love fun Tumblr memes such as:

• carcinization
• Diogenes and Plato
  
• copper fraud in ancient Babylon
• The Cask of Amontillado
• unionizing
• color vision of shrimp
• Kellogg, founder of Kellogg’s
• Maslow’s hierarchy of needs
• the Ides of March

(via nofacednerd)

dm-me-ur-slam-jam-remixes:

gingerhastoomanyobsessions:

this was funnier in my head

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campbell-duo:

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

disgruntledlungfish:

disgruntledlungfish:

disgruntledlungfish:

No official piece of Overwatch media has come even close to touching the perfection of TF2′s “Meet The” videos.

The single line “And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it’s CALLED A ZOO” is better than the entirety of Soldier 76′s cinematic

“It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon for twelve seconds” has more character and charm than all of the Overwatch comics combined.

Incorrect

TF2 will never come close to this precise moment of objective perfection

they did it before and did it better 

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dan-howells-tongue:

dan-howells-tongue:

good morning! what a wonderful day to normalize straight girls having crushes on trans guys and straight guys having crushes on trans girls!

terfs don;t even fuckign look at this post thanks

AND NORMALIZE CIS LESBIANS HAVING CRUSHES ON TRANS WOMEN AND CIS GAY MEN HAVING CRUSHES ON TRANS MEN

(via @kayas-wife)

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mylifeontheline:

maxkillertart:

bro-barney:

Last year… on this day…

two years ago… on this day….

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shailsnell:

😈

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