Silver Tongue

Dec 04

l-hates-ddlg:
“ seananmcguire:
“ furbearingbrick:
“am i doing this right
”
Yes.
Yes, you are.
”
That’s a weird cat but a good one
”

l-hates-ddlg:

seananmcguire:

furbearingbrick:

am i doing this right

Yes.

Yes, you are.

That’s a weird cat but a good one

(via bloodsbane)

gearholder:
“ nickyvmlp:
“ tex–talks:
“ alienoverlorde:
“Why is no one talking about how Lapras is no longer endangered?!
”
Good
”
Finally, some good news.
”
Drop the euphemistic bull, there were no protective regulations just a bunch of rabid...

gearholder:

nickyvmlp:

tex–talks:

alienoverlorde:

Why is no one talking about how Lapras is no longer endangered?!

Good

Finally, some good news.

Drop the euphemistic bull, there were no protective regulations just a bunch of rabid breeders releasing imperfect IV specimens by the thousands

(via gearholder)

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gamercrunch:
“ Every time you start creating a serious character but then discover there’s an option to have green skin…
”

gamercrunch:

Every time you start creating a serious character but then discover there’s an option to have green skin…

via reddit

(via scraps-is-busy)

unpopular problematic opinion but

edwad:

you shouldn’t have to reveal some deeply personal thing about yourself, especially if it somehow affects your safety, just so that people will listen to you and stop treating you like shit

(via bloodsbane)

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numahachi:

agoddamn:

nekofye:

agoddamn:

“It’s ya boy Guzma” is probably the smoothest translation of ore-sama I’ve ever seen (makes eyes at Hetalia and TTGL) but it’s also unfortunately hilarious wwwww

It’s for ore-sama? AWESOME!

Yeah, ore-sama is a bitch to translate because standard English just doesn’t use pronouns like that but “it’s ya boy” is actually a great way of conveying both the conceited “you should know me” and inappropriately close connotations. I think it’s kinda rare to see direct ways of translating how rough/friendly speech is kinda the same thing in Japanese. I mean, we DO have an understanding that being overly familiar is rude in English but I feel like I rarely see that aspect of ore speech translated gracefully.

in the japanese translation of harry potter voldemort uses ore-sama too, can you imagine him just bounding up to harry and going “IT’S YA BOY VOLDY”

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

cursed concept

tokenspony:

silver-tongues-blog:

tokenspony:

rasec-wizzlbang:

boymayors:

carbonated milk

no

How about milk with PULP?

Smoothie

No I mean like the milk ITSELF has the pulp, like orange juice.

The pulp in smoothies taste like the fruit it came from. I mean pulp that tastes like congealed milk.

cottage cheese

(via tokenspony)

hotcommunist:
“ dr-archeville:
“ ayellowbirds:
“ thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
“ undergroundmonorail:
“ cactiofficial:
“ pyronoid-d:
“ text-mode:
“ The Morris worm or Internet worm of November 2, 1988 was one of the first computer worms distributed via...

hotcommunist:

dr-archeville:

ayellowbirds:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

undergroundmonorail:

cactiofficial:

pyronoid-d:

text-mode:

The Morris worm or Internet worm of November 2, 1988 was one of the first computer worms distributed via the Internet. It was written by a student at Cornell University, Robert Tappan Morris, and launched on November 2, 1988 from MIT.

It’s trapped on a floppy tho this is some dark shit it has been denied its purpose forever bound to this obsolete storage

am i glad it’s in there and we’re out here

people reading fantasy novels ask “why did the ancient ones seal the evil away for ten thousand years instead of just killing it” but then we go ahead and do this shit

We have learned nothing from every fantasy novel ever O.O

The best part, from the wiki article: “According to its creator, the Morris worm was not written to cause damage, but to gauge the size of the Internet.”

It was intended to do good, but the programmer made a mistake and it got out of hand, becoming viral.

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the year is 28AW (after worm) and the effects are still being felt 

to make things even more interesting, if it ever got out and destroyed the internet again, there are seven people with keys to reboot it. That is literally the plot of a badass fantasy story. A great evil escapes it’s prison and only by gathering seven sages can it be sealed away again and the day saved.

(via zeroyalviking)

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