Silver Tongue

Dec 04

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thebootydiaries:

velvycakes:

thebootydiaries:

please, call me smitty
mr. werbenjagermanjensen was my father

Why do you do this to yourself I mean honestly

he was number one

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werewolfjokewar:

swimmingferret:

ccakey:

now that kojima is making a game without creative restrictions i cant wait for the 5 month boss battle in death stranding

For anyone who thought this was an exaggeration-

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Time of the Month

stingdragon:

stingdragon:

Eggs: Ovulated

Uterus: Fluffed

Sperm: Nonexistent

my lining is forcibly removed from my uterine walls

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kawaii-afro-fluff:

shoebilleddinosaur:

thats-not-victorian:

Huh.

I’m not an A cup, or a B cup, or even a D cup. In a T cup.

STOP

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