As an FYI, if your optometrist is doing the “one or two?” test, you don’t have to pick one. “I can’t tell the difference” is not only a valid answer, it’s much more useful to them than guessing would be.
No, @netflix, I do NOT like this. I do not know what gave you any inclination that I like this. How dare you give me this uncultured smut and suggest I might like it. What cheek!