playing Uno with my family and 6-year-old cousin when suddenly….
Him: Are you a boy or a girl? You look like a girl, but you dress like a boy… And you have hairy armpits!
*everyone at the table freezes; wide eyes fixed on me…*
Me: Well, I didn’t want to say anything but….Neither. I’m a mermaid. I wear these clothes so I can easily run from the Dolphin Police because truthfully, I’m not supposed to be here on dry land. Oh, and that’s not hair, it’s seaweed.
Him:So, that’s why your hair is red!!!!!
Later that night, we are drawing & my hair is up in a ponytail…
Him: What’s that thing on your ear? *points to my hearing aid*
Me: Ah, this. It’s a device that lets me hear what the Dolphins are up to at all times. Every mermaid has one.
Him: Are you lying?
Me: Here, I’ll prove it to you. *takes out hearing aid, feedback screeches* See? They’re angry. I’ve told you too much…
Him: *whispers* Oh my god….
A year later, his mom texts me and says he STILL thinks I’m a mermaid outlaw, and that he swears he saw me swimming in a river they drove by one day. yeah it’s a big fat lie but I’m a real-life fucking mermaid in this kids mind…who else can say that?!?
gaming is a combination of greed (gamer money), gluttony (potion and munch), envy (friend gets epic loot and you don’t), wrath (nerd rage), sloth (all day gaming), lust (titty game), and pride (epic accomplishment)
A classic case of “I don’t care about your rights but once they wronged me, it’s over”
Was I supposed to feel sorry for her?
I just saw her tonight being interviewed on tv saying her and many other people she knows have buyers remorse and were infuriated when Trump nominated Mnuchin. She added “instead of draining the swamp, he’s filled it with alligators” and I’m just like
