Silver Tongue

Sep 19

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

Me: Babe, you’re so funny!

My Boyfriend Who Sees All of Time Simultaneously : We have 1429 days before your tragic premature death. You will betray my trust three times before that happens, but I forgive you.

Me: Awww, that’s sweet of you!

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shining-magically:

margotkim:

Any story claiming to be a deconstruction of fairy tales but has nothing to offer except new types of violence, more explicit sex, and a general attitude of “lol happy endings aren’t real” is like. such a cultural waste of time tbh

know what actually is a good deconstruction of a fairy tale? Shrek. It fucks up just about everything in a normal fairy tale and still manages to have a happy ending with a good message and never once has to be ‘gritty’ or ‘dark’. It’s actually really well done.

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arufendi:

r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

I got your message

and have snuck my way inside

Oh my god, what the

im the cavalry

im came- wait, by talos this

cant be happening

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dankmemeuniversity:

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taz-ids:
“dogpu:
“ssad elf
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[ID: Digital drawing of Taako. Taako is a slim, pale elf with blond hair. He’s wearing a collared white shirt under a long, purple cardigan, tied in place by a red sash. He’s also wearing a dark skirt, tights, and dark...

taz-ids:

dogpu:

ssad elf

[ID: Digital drawing of Taako. Taako is a slim, pale elf with blond hair. He’s wearing a collared white shirt under a long, purple cardigan, tied in place by a red sash. He’s also wearing a dark skirt, tights, and dark boots, as well as a pointed purple hat. Taako is turned to the left and sitting. His arms are folded against his chest, and his legs are bent loosely. He appears to be leaning against something. His expression is sad; his brows are furrowed, and he looks down at nothing. He’s backlit by warm light. /ID]

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futureevilscientist:

fandomsandfeminism:

dontmeantobepoliticalbut:

dontmeantobepoliticalbut:

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“You want to know what this was really all about?” Ehrlichman asked, referring to the war on drugs.

“The Nixon campaign in 1968, and the Nixon White House after that, had two enemies: the antiwar left and black people. You understand what I’m saying? We knew we couldn’t make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin, and then criminalizing both heavily, we could disrupt those communities. We could arrest their leaders, raid their homes, break up their meetings, and vilify them night after night on the evening news.”

“Did we know we were lying about the drugs? Of course we did”

https://www.businessinsider.com/nixon-adviser-ehrlichman-anti-left-anti-black-war-on-drugs-2019-7


It’s an old game, and they are really good at it.

I knew shit was bad but I didn’t know there were EIGHT FUCKING STATES where landing in prison loses you your right to vote for the rest of your life

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nezclaw:
“cumaeansibyl:
“ themarginalthinker:
“ morbidlyqueerious:
“ battlships:
“ theweirdwideweb:
“:-O
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It’s not actually known if lemons were made by humans or if they were just natural hybrids of citrons and sour oranges. Apparently it’s super...

nezclaw:

cumaeansibyl:

themarginalthinker:

morbidlyqueerious:

battlships:

theweirdwideweb:

:-O

It’s not actually known if lemons were made by humans or if they were just natural hybrids of citrons and sour oranges. Apparently it’s super common for citrons to fertilize basically anything they’re near.

great now we gotta kinkshame the fruit

Everything about this post is going in so many directions at once 

lime/lemon fic classifications had a basis in reality

citrus is a slutty, slutty genus

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