Anonymous asked: it wasn't until jade helped calliope becoem the muse of space that she was able to destroy the green sun and make lord english mortal. Calliborn had destroyed his heroic just clock, effectively making himself immortal and orchestrated himself to be fused with a first guardian in the universe he created after beating the game via time shenanighans making him double immortal and making him turn into lord english. Without the green sun though, he became regular super powered mortal and could die
Don’t tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her it’s because he has a crush on her. Don’t teach her that abuse is a sign of love.
My mom always taught me yell or fight back. Boys would be mean and I would yell back. I would get my ass pinched and I would smack them as hard as I could.
Who alway got in trouble? Me.
They would call my mother and she always came in and lectures my teachers and threatened to sue for making her miss work and treating me poorly.
She always taught my brothers to respect women. The only fights my brothers ever got in was defending women from someone else.
The school tried to call my father once instead of my mother on us. He came in in his full preacher outfit (being a preacher and all) and gave them an entire sermon on what would Jesus day of he was called in. They decided dealing with my mom was better.
I think my favorite story of this is when some kid snapped my bra and I turned around, didn’t even think about it, and punched that little motherfucker right in the nose.
So naturally, I end up in the principal’s office, refusing to apologize.
“He shouldn’t have put his hands on me and I wouldn’t have hit him!” That’s the only thing I was saying.
These people had the unfortunate luck of catching my dad at home, instead of my mom. So he comes fucking sauntering in there, like he’s Clint fucking Eastwood in some western movie and looks at me.
“Melissa, did you punch him?”
“Yes.” I said.
“Why?”
“Because he snapped my bra strap.”
And he turns his squinty eyed glare to the principal and says, “You’re telling me my daughter is in trouble because that squirrely looking kid put his hands on her and she chose to defend herself? That’s what you are saying to me.”
“Well, sir-” The man kind of stuttered because my dad is kind of intimidating in the quiet sort of way that kind of whispers in the back of your mind that this person could be dangerous. “Melissa did make it physical.”
“No. That kid put his hands on my daughter. Are you saying my daughter cannot defend herself when some boy decides to put hands on her? Is that what you are teaching my girl?”
If you need further proof that this decision by Marvel is the actual worst thing ever, please consider that Captain America has officially lost the moral high ground to the Joker.
That’s right.
THE JOKER NOW HAS HIGHER MORAL STANDARDS THAN STEVE ROGERS, AND THAT’S JUST NOT RIGHT PEOPLE
You forget one time they had everybody die to a zombie apocalypse. (DC did the same thing.) And another time Thor was a frog. And all the times Superman has snapped or turned evil.
Comics do silly things. That’s what they do.
well there’s a difference between AU and main U. What’s happening now is the writers are trying to make the MCU, the universe with chris evans and robert downy jr, have hydra cap. If it was an AU it would be fine but this is the main universe that they’re messing with.
It’s an MCU AU being born. :D Just wait. Don’t worry, just wait. They’ll reveal it’s an MCU AU.
MCU is what’s considered canon in this generation , not an au
If you need further proof that this decision by Marvel is the actual worst thing ever, please consider that Captain America has officially lost the moral high ground to the Joker.
That’s right.
THE JOKER NOW HAS HIGHER MORAL STANDARDS THAN STEVE ROGERS, AND THAT’S JUST NOT RIGHT PEOPLE
You forget one time they had everybody die to a zombie apocalypse. (DC did the same thing.) And another time Thor was a frog. And all the times Superman has snapped or turned evil.
Comics do silly things. That’s what they do.
well there’s a difference between AU and main U. What’s happening now is the writers are trying to make the MCU, the universe with chris evans and robert downy jr, have hydra cap. If it was an AU it would be fine but this is the main universe that they’re messing with.
Someone: “Man, the PPG reboot sucks so much. If only there was another, much better new show that also has premieres all month that could help cheer me up…”
